...Dave. The guy probably thinks you're dating. You've done nothing to discourage him, given him your number, phoned him, met up, and not stopped him when he's told you you're getting a blowjob for your birthday. 
So a gay guy fancies me
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He still thinks I am.
Have so!
He gave me his!
Accidentally!
Net et! No!
I told him I'd vomit on himand not stopped him when he's told you you're getting a blowjob for your birthday.
A blow job for your birthday is fantastic....just not from a dude 
obviously tellin a ragin poof that you'd puke on him isnt enough to discourage him from wantin to sook yer root.
you should be more firm with these poofs if you genuinely arent one.
guy squeezes your arse. smack him in the face.
guy unbuttons your shirt. smack him in the face.
guy THREATENS to give you a blowjob. batter him.
but nooooo not you. not boots dave. "am affa sorry man but am no gay".
you and your kind make me sick.
you should be more firm with these poofs if you genuinely arent one.
guy squeezes your arse. smack him in the face.
guy unbuttons your shirt. smack him in the face.
guy THREATENS to give you a blowjob. batter him.
but nooooo not you. not boots dave. "am affa sorry man but am no gay".
you and your kind make me sick.
Hahahahaha for my birthday last year my friends all banded together and got these amazingly heartfelt/hilarious presents, this year the only way they can top it off is to get me sexA blow job for your birthday is fantastic....just not from a dude
They're consider a hooker
i don't know since i don't swing that way
but you know how in all gay relationships there's a poofy and a butch one? he's the poofy one
FORGOT ABOUT THE SHIRT GUY!obviously tellin a ragin poof that you'd puke on him isnt enough to discourage him from wantin to sook yer root.
you should be more firm with these poofs if you genuinely arent one.
guy squeezes your arse. smack him in the face.
guy unbuttons your shirt. smack him in the face.
guy THREATENS to give you a blowjob. batter him.
but nooooo not you. not boots dave. "am affa sorry man but am no gay".
you and your kind make me sick.
Also I do say that
obviously tellin a ragin poof that you'd puke on him isnt enough to discourage him from wantin to sook yer root.
you should be more firm with these poofs if you genuinely arent one.
guy squeezes your arse. smack him in the face.
guy unbuttons your shirt. smack him in the face.
guy THREATENS to give you a blowjob. batter him.
but nooooo not you. not boots dave. "am affa sorry man but am no gay".
you and your kind make me sick.
youd do none of that. stop acting like the big man
A blow job for your birthday is fantastic....just not from a dude
so true
now i know what to ask pixie lott to give me for my birthday
youd do none of that. stop acting like the big man
well, granted ive never had a poof proposition me before but i would do all of that in the event
i am the big man.
im just a little fragile atm
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can i have a blow job for my birthday?
He'd just go tomato and giggle like the poofs he pretends to hate!youd do none of that. stop acting like the big man
MINEso true
now i know what to ask pixie lott to give me for my birthday
ask clare. she's givin me one on your birthday.
firstly no. and secondly no.
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Il be happy with a snog off mr glennie tbh
I dunno how id feel about a dude hitting on me. It probadly wouldnt bother me all that much. Tif he had my fone number itd be awkward.
I wonder if I offered Kelly the chance to kidnap Matt Bellamy and keep him locked in her room, would she turn it down? 
If a woman i don't fancy hits on me, I say I'm gay, if I don't like does, i say I'm straight.
Doing both on the same night can lead to some sticky situations.
If a woman i don't fancy hits on me, I say I'm gay, if I don't like does, i say I'm straight.
Doing both on the same night can lead to some sticky situations.
so would dave but its not gonna happen.
who are you and what have you done with lewis?
ask clare. she's givin me one on your birthday.
if you comeback from there and say you got fuck all then im not gunna let you forget it