so lads..

I'm saying if you end up with a man, you won't be having children. 8( Not that it changes my body.

I AM all man. HEAR ME ROAR! *Squeaks*
 
My offspring is just as stupid as me. She walked into a massive board outside a pub on Sunday, I was like.. how the CHUFF did you not see that?
 
One day, you'll be walking down a street, Ellie a teenager, and directly into an oversized pothole with twin roars of "OHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
 
Nah it was a big fucking sign, there was just a massive thud, then she carried on her way

also, I have no idea

she aint coming near my keyboard, i can ruin it enough on my own without her being a disaster round it
 
im missing a shift key

also i put a galaxy bar down on the top of my laptop and forgot about it and the heat from the laptop melted it and it went in the speakers :hmph:
 
You need to get that sorted, woman. :8F:

That's a waste of a Galaxy bar. They're delicious. :gonk:
 
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