On his penis:

[Bambi]

Mercurial: Tbh, I wouldn't know what the hell to do with it.

Discuss

 

[Sabriel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6kWbdTvjk&feature=related

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

If someone gave me that egg thing.

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6kWbdTvjk&feature=related

What's the actual point in it though?

 

[Bambi]

cba watching it, don't ruin my fun, i prefer my interpretation

 

[Rasputin]

sounds like a nasty prank gift

 

[Sabriel]

What's the actual point in it though?

Stroke that yolk.

 

[Sullivan0930]

so i watched that with the speakers on blast since i didnt think it was a fuck egg thing, i thought it was an egg commercial. now my mom probably thinks im watching porno...

oddly enought its a good stocking stuffer.

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

Stroke that yolk.

I bet you say that to all the guys.

 

[JesusVsThePolice]

 

[AddleBoy]

Nothing says a good time more than masturbating into a chicken fetus.

 

[Exoskeleton]

Sab XD

 

[Marquis of Granby]

this is a shit idea.

stop buying this crap sabristfu

 

[Ohri-Jin]

Pocket Pussy was first :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO7J_ufxm3k&feature=related

 

[Exoskeleton]

I could get my own pocket pussy at a club.

Those items are for desperate people and virgins

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

 

[Toshiya]

Sab wouldn't know what to do with it either

 

[Dionysos]

What gave people the idea?

 

[Sabriel]

I bet you say that to all the guys.

Oh yas.

Sab wouldn't know what to do with it either

Oh, trust me, I know.

 

[Toshiya]

...what if I don't trust you

Wait, you're far too young