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In the movie "The Matrix", how does Morpheus keep his glasses on his face?
 
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So this is like formspring... then I suppose I'm obliged to make fun of your face. Even when it means that I'm insecure with myself and I need a life. Seriously, formspring is like 4chan for high school girls.

Anyway, who's gonna win the gold medal in hockey; USA, Slovakia, Canada, or Michael Phelps?
 
In the movie "The Matrix", how does Morpheus keep his glasses on his face?

His nose.

So this is like formspring... then I suppose I'm obliged to make fun of your face. Even when it means that I'm insecure with myself and I need a life. Seriously, formspring is like 4chan for high school girls.

Anyway, who's gonna win the gold medal in hockey; USA, Slovakia, Canada, or Michael Phelps?

Michael Phelps :lew:

Slovakia or USA

Do you like fast food?

Ya. But know I've got a sore throat, so I can't have any D:
 
If it was possible for you to buy a pet panda, and there was room in your garden for it, would you? And what would you name it?
 
Is Lady GaGa an alien? I've heard she is. :gasp:
 
Ali, I need to check that you are studying chemistry.

The chemist called the police to his laboratory. What did the policeman say when he saw the alkali attack the acid?
 
The question is why is he wearing them at night and if said person offered you 2 pills why would you consider taking any of them.

For badass purposes.

And they looked like jelly beans and I'm a fatass. :mokken:
 
If it was possible for you to buy a pet panda, and there was room in your garden for it, would you? And what would you name it?

YES.

Mandi Pandi xD

Is Lady GaGa an alien? I've heard she is. :gasp:

No. -__-

Ali, I need to check that you are studying chemistry.

The chemist called the police to his laboratory. What did the policeman say when he saw the alkali attack the acid?

Um...

Olivia, you're evil. I don't know the answer to this joke. But when Acid+Alkali, it is equal to NEUTRALISATION!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

/slaps

If you could bring one thing on a deserted island (me), what would you bring? :kinky:

A teddy bear to hug AKA you. I will actually need a teddy bear or I will DIE. :sad2:
 
Olivia, you're evil. I don't know the answer to this joke. But when Acid+Alkali, it is equal to NEUTRALISATION!

You are close-ish!

The policeman said it's a-salt! :gasp:
 
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