Dogfarts

[Amizon]

Are unbearable. I swear, I need to check the things my puppy eats. It's worse than any other smell I've had to handle.

 

[CassinoChips]

My finacée's cat farted on her last night. It was hilarious.

 

[Joyful Blue]

I totally read this wrong at first.

My finacée' farted on cat her last night. It was hilarious.

Though both are hilarious if not slightly disgusting.

 

[CassinoChips]

Although, your version might violate certain animal cruelty statutes.

 

[Espurr]

Sadly I have to say I agree. I think that the worst part about them is the fact that they're silent and always come out when you don't expect it to.

 

[Amizon]

How very true. With mine, I can't see when he'll do it. It's horrible!

 

[Bambi]

my mums mutt does the most appalling farts, even by my standards and they linger as well

 

[Amizon]

He seems to want to do it right when he's near me as well. Gah, I can't take it!

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

Ugh, every now and then when I'm at my mums the dog will be let inside and when he farts it's freakin' foul.

He'll rarely do it, but when he does it's unbearable.

I was at my mates house a few months ago and her cat farted on the lounge where we were sitting and it lingered FOREVER!!!

It just wouldn't go away. >.<

 

[Bambi]

Although, your version might violate certain animal cruelty statutes.

I hope not, Ive farted on my cats head before <_<

 

[KirstyIX]

They smell so bad.
My friend's dog always comes over, farts and then walks off.
Dirty creature, it could at least suffer through it's own stench rather than leaving it to linger in the air.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

My mate's dog's farts smell of mouldy cabbage.