CALLING ALL DRUNKARDS

Glasgow is a city in Scotland.
There's also a Glasgow smile, which is when you cut from the edges of the lips up to the ears. Then the recipent is punched/kicked in the balls and when they scream the cuts rip open.
The Joker in TDK has a half smile, and Ichi in Ichi the killer also has one.
 
How Im looking forward to going to Scotland now xD

I have my outfit already :monster:
 
You already know it. XDDDD

The gothic lolita-esque schoolgirl. But only if I can find the pieces and they don't look stupid and tacky. I'll use the catsuit idea as a back up :gasp:


I should sleep; no reply means I've fallen asleep. XD
 
xDD

go get some sleep :wacky:

I just need to accessorise now, gunna harrass me step dad, he's ex army and collects all sorts of junk I should be able to borrow....if he lets me that is :wacky:
 
lagunas dream said:
Im not bad for spewing at all, last time i did would have been my 18th to which i have absolutely no recollection of at all, apparently at home and in bed by midnight ish :wacky:
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Bambi said:
I was in bed for half nine on my 21st
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You both suck. On my 18th I got absolutely decimated. After a hurling session sometime late evening I just got back up and carried on until early hours. Got about 2 hours sleep early the next morning then got up and started again. Then got a phone call from some irrate bf accusing me of fucking his gf that night, which I swear she only sat on my lap for a while (or at least that is all I genuinly remember).

21 this year and it's gonna bet that mess. Trying to go to Amsterdam but funds may be a problem, in which case it'll be an epic house party at mine. :kelly:
 
I lasted longer on my 18th.....had to take it to a house party when we got kicked out of the pub though

My 21st was abysmal, I always get fucked up on my birthday xD
 
There's a video of me somewhere on my 20th. I jump onto a table in the pub shouting "ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG!, ONLY EVIL SEEMS TO LI...." then I drunkenly stumble fall off the table. I love bdays.
 
Ahahahahahaha Octobers gunna be fun with you there my man :wacky:

We should start taking bets on how long Dave's gunna last
 
Dave WILL last. He has no choice.

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That looks mental xD

Also, we need to do boys v Girls and see who can peg the most people :wacky:
 
Afghan Whigs said:
Glasgow is a city in Scotland.
There's also a Glasgow smile, which is when you cut from the edges of the lips up to the ears. Then the recipent is punched/kicked in the balls and when they scream the cuts rip open.
The Joker in TDK has a half smile, and Ichi in Ichi the killer also has one.
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Isnt that a chelsea smile? I cant quite remember. You do get a Glasgow kiss, theyr not that much fun less ur the one giving it :awesome:

Also @ moon.
That poor cunt on the bottom right is gettin nothing but froth :sick:
 
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