OK, it's about time this was settled once and for all.
For a while now Derek has been prancing about with my Super Chav status slapped all over his posts, and I want my title back - loser drops the user title and the winner keeps it. The winner is decided by you via a sparkling new poll that will be erected at the top of the thread. Now remember this is proper fucking serious internet business so no "LULZ @ PHAILZ!" or "JOO GUISE SUX! LOLOLOL!" posts or you will die. Now remember to vote fairly and don't just pick Derek's side because he is a female and it's unfair for me to kick his arse. Vote for who you think deserves the title of Super Chav.
Now let's meet the contestants.
Contestant #1: Derek "Virginus Nerdius" Borges.
Derek has no friends so he's been left to his own devices for a while now (17 years, infact) and has learned to be totally self-reliant. He rarely exercises but does drink alot of milk. In third grade he was beaten to a pulp by a girl but quikly regained his pride by urinating on her sandwiches when she wasn't looking. He now spends his days in darkness waiting for that special someone to come and whisk him away.
Contestant#2: John "Insert witty name here" Dodd. (On the right-hand side)
John has almost no social life except for saturdays when he spies on couples at the drive-in. John was once a coach of a mini football team but was kicked out for molesting the 38 year old water boy - who now undergoes psycho therapy. In 1998 John declared war against parents all over the world but his plans were quelled when he was grounded for calling his mother a "mofo" he now spends his time collecting snow globes.
So now you've met the contestants, it's all up to you who wins, choose wisely!
P.S. Don't vote for Saix, BustaMo's idea of lulz has required me to yet again edit this post. Thank you.
For a while now Derek has been prancing about with my Super Chav status slapped all over his posts, and I want my title back - loser drops the user title and the winner keeps it. The winner is decided by you via a sparkling new poll that will be erected at the top of the thread. Now remember this is proper fucking serious internet business so no "LULZ @ PHAILZ!" or "JOO GUISE SUX! LOLOLOL!" posts or you will die. Now remember to vote fairly and don't just pick Derek's side because he is a female and it's unfair for me to kick his arse. Vote for who you think deserves the title of Super Chav.
Now let's meet the contestants.
Contestant #1: Derek "Virginus Nerdius" Borges.
Derek has no friends so he's been left to his own devices for a while now (17 years, infact) and has learned to be totally self-reliant. He rarely exercises but does drink alot of milk. In third grade he was beaten to a pulp by a girl but quikly regained his pride by urinating on her sandwiches when she wasn't looking. He now spends his days in darkness waiting for that special someone to come and whisk him away.
Contestant#2: John "Insert witty name here" Dodd. (On the right-hand side)
John has almost no social life except for saturdays when he spies on couples at the drive-in. John was once a coach of a mini football team but was kicked out for molesting the 38 year old water boy - who now undergoes psycho therapy. In 1998 John declared war against parents all over the world but his plans were quelled when he was grounded for calling his mother a "mofo" he now spends his time collecting snow globes.
So now you've met the contestants, it's all up to you who wins, choose wisely!
P.S. Don't vote for Saix, BustaMo's idea of lulz has required me to yet again edit this post. Thank you.
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