You'll be saying wow every time!

[Estella Vanilla]

You'll be saying wow every time! <- and isn't that true!

So Vince Shlomi, I'm sure we all know him as the ShamWoW guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8

AND the Slap Chop guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs

But what do we know besides these commercials? I've found some interesting stuff.

You know Billy Mays? HI BILLY MAYS HERE!

Evidently Vince ripped him off: (@ 2:40 it gets boring)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg

But that is just a side subject! There is another story that I find really interesting that not too many people know about (which really surprises me).

Read this:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

When I heard about it I could not BELIEVE it. I was sorta lost somewhere in LOL and wow WTF.

Here are more pictures of him:

Here's our man Vince with his super cool sneaks:

More pictures of her:

Yeah so. Wow. What are your guys thoughts? Did you hear of this or is it new to you? What do you think about it? She looks like she got it worse than he did... did you think she deserved it? Why, why not?

Discuss.

 

[Kandy-Sugar]

What the?

What is with people biting off other peoples tongues? I've read heaps of sick stories about that happening of late.

Well I think I would have started to do whatever I could in order to get the hoebag off as well if she did that. If it required punching then bloody oath I'd do it.

I mean fair enough he thought she was a hooker and then generously paid her like you do, and then she goes psycho and whips out a sick move like that.

Apparently it's not certain whether or not she was a hooker. =/

That'll teach the trashy hoe to look for better ways at earning money. <_<

 

[Estella Vanilla]

How about we all stop spamming. This isn't the right part of the forum for that. I actually want real reactions like..if a bitch bit your tongue off would you punch her in the face yes or no reactions. Were you surprised? Something like that.

Yeah and I don't mean to pretend to be a mod or anything either. I'm just trying to stop it before the whole thread is just one line.

 

[Warbsywoo]

I laughed. If they really were drunk, then whose fault would it really be? >.>
I don't know, but this was entertaining news, horrible though it may be.

 

[PrincessGarnet]

That's crazy! Im very surprised by that,and even more at the fact that he is 44. (He looks in his 30s).

But besides that,if I were in that situation,I would definitely beat someone to make them let go of my tongue. I mean if they weren't just being playful or whatever. There's a big difference between being playful and just doing it to be mean. So yes,if they were actually being mean about it,I would beat them until they let go.

That story is just crazy though. I wonder what made her do that to him.

 

[Serah]

Hey guys, let's try and cut back on the spam huh? ^_~ This isn't posted in Spam, it's posted in Costa, which is a post count section. Anyway, she looks pretty fuckin' beat up. xD Though I suppose if she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go, that probably hurt and she kinda deserved it. Then again, I kinda feel bad for her. I mean, I don't condone prostitution by any means, yet at the same I feel bad for those single women who have children to raise, can't get a job and so they have to resort to this. Then again...but yeah blah, anyway, I'm going off-topic here. Truthfully yeah, the bitch probably deserved it, but I would've pulled her hair or something else instead of rearranging her face. o_<

 

[DarkSquall]

Okaaaaaaay...No more hookers 'cause they'll probably bite your tongue and other precious places!
What the hell was she thinking? "OK, I'll bite his tongue and wait for him till he get an orgasm!". I don't think she deserve it he could easily took that woman to the cops and let them deal with her.

 

[SapphireStar]

Never heard of him, but the dude looks like a freak. Im sorry, but I wouldnt buy ANY product by him. He looks like a cartoon villian in the second pic. Man, thats insane, he did that much damage to her? Why bite his tongue? Maybe she thought it would somehow turn him on, but geez, thats messed up.

 

[Big Casino]

Hmmm fuck that, if she bit his tongue like that casuing that much blood i dont blame him for doin that to her, she got exactly what she had coming regardless of whether or not shes a woman. Ouch xD

 

[Scarlet]

He's a famous American infomercial guy. Vince is somewhat of a meme too on the internet too. You might have heard people saying things like: "You're going to love my nuts! The Germans always make good stuff."

Who knows what really happened though. Vince might have been overreacting and freaked out. Those two were probably drunk off their ass as well. >_>

 

[Estella Vanilla]

He's a famous American infomercial guy. Vince is somewhat of a meme too on the internet too. You might have heard people saying things like: "You're going to love my nuts! The Germans always make good stuff."

Who knows what really happened though. Vince might have been overreacting and freaked out. Those two were probably drunk off their ass as well. >_>

I provided links to those. I guess people didn't bother to click them.

I think there were reports in one of the articles I linked. Maybe hospital/police reports? I never bothered to really read them because the handwriting looked like shit. Police report would mention if he/she were drunk.

 

[Shu]

Hmm tongue sandwhich anyone? The bitch be crazy yo. I don't know about hitting her, but damn I don't know what I would do.

I have a thing where if someone inflicts pain on me, its a natural reaction to hit back. Hince when I ever did get in fights, I always wait till I was hit first so I could get an adrenaline rush, I don't know if the woman would still be alive if she bit my damn tongue off.