You know that feeling of relief...

I had 2 massive shits this morning
 
-rubs belly - =[
 
It's ok, I'm a professional :monocle:
 
well...if youre sure.

go ahead.

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Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads
 
/gets latex gloves on

I hope you don't have allergies, sir
 
That has literally just happened to me, be out since 2 needed a poo since 5, just gothome sat my arse on the toilet seat, and had the nicest shit ever :wacky:

luckily toilet paper was there :mokken:
 
I was unfortunately at work when all this happened... so I had to try and make do with paper towel.

Never. Again. :mokken:
 
Ah! Gads.... at work?

I shy from going the number two outside of my home. If i do, i get really pedantic about the toilet seat and am the type to lay a toilet paper seat cover =.=.

What would have happened if someone walked in to the toilet when you walked out to grab paper?
 
Well, no there's paper towel in the bathroom.. you know, the horrible hard kind for your hands. Dx

And it's weird, I never used to be able to go at work. When I worked at Tim Hortons and McDonalds, I was unable to go. My bum refused.. but now where I work, it's almost like clockwork, right after supper about 15 minutes into cleaning.. I gotta go.
 
but arent the paper towels in the main area where you wash your hands? Like waht happens if you walk out to grab it and someone spots you? Wouldnt it be wierd if you then just walked back into the cubicle?
 
..OH! I know what you mean.. no, the washroom at my work in the kitchen is just a tiny little one person thing.. no cubicles or anything.
 
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