Woman dies while using dildo

Hahahaha

its gotta be a shit way to go, I mean, during sex fine, but having a wank or some shit, how utterly crap is that xD

Oh the joys xD
 
Neither have I but Im not about to go dying over a dildo :rage:

At least give me the dignity of a real shag :rage:

(with a hunk pl0x)
 
lagunas dream said:
ahhh couldnt they have just said she died of a heart attack?
Do they have to mention that she was pleasuring herself. I dunno but i think its a detail the family might rather have left out/ ignored in the paper. Then again it probadly wouldnt be in the paper had she not been getting off.
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Yeah. I know the person is dead and all but I think that some details, when embarrassing, should be left private instead of being reported with the sole purpose to amuse. :ness:
 
It would be much more boring if only savoury news stories were reported on.
 
If the make/model get out - the manufacturer is going to make a mint. Some of those toys do everything but wipe you down after you're done.

I think the singer from Blues Traveler had a heart attack whacking off (The physics of which are interesting) which is what lead to his dramatic weight loss.
 
Only read the first page, and I lol'd my tits off btw, but...

DarkShadow said:
Do you guys have to bring up subjects like this on the FFF........................

You wouldn't laugh if someone close to you died like that would you?
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DarkShadow said:
Well........I clearly knew what this was about but there are people like 13 years old here,who probably don't know what a dildo is. Plus subjects like this should be forbidden,because well......it may not be offending but there are people under age here............this site doesn't even require an age limit.

But hey........this isn't the only thread like this huh?
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Wtf who is this guy? :wacky:

It's the internet, you have much easier access to things that should be "forbidden" than signing up to, registering on and looking through forums to find threads like this. It's not our job to protect children from the horrors of the internet - anyone shocked and appalled by that stuff anyway will have personal filters, and anyone who isn't...well, has posted.
 
He thinks we are all racist. But to be fair, I was the first person he did talk to.
 
This is somewhat wrong lol but i still laughed i really feel bad for the family though first the news and then theyre gonna have to deal with the funeral......kinda awkward to say the least. But i kinda wonder if that is one of the better ways to go. The pleasuring part notthe all by yourself part :x3:
 
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