Why are you crying?

[Gaige]

Why?

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Because you called me a nasty name

 

[Martel]

Because you like Digimon Tamers

 

[Gaige]

DON'T SPEAK OF THE ABUSE I INFLICT, DAMON. OR I'LL BE FORCED TO HIT YOU AGAIN. YOU MAKE ME DO IT.

I thought we sorted that out in group therapy, Martel.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Martel is a robot, therapy is ineffective

 

[Martel]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated

 

[Gaige]

Only cos you keep interrupting our sessions.

THE BORG. *Shoots plasma pistol at.*

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

That depends on what 'sessions' we are talking about

 

[Gaige]

ALL OF THEM. GODAMMIT, DAMON.

 

[Martel]

Stop passing me around like a children's trading card

 

[Gaige]

You're the Sunkern of the online world.

 

[Martel]

Better a Sunkern than a Tangela

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

I'll trade you my Martel Card for your Magicarp

 

[Gaige]

Pick your poison.

 

[Martel]

I swear to God, when I evolve, I'm going to kill you all.

 

[Gaige]

If you're a Combee, let's just hope you're female. Or you'll never evolve. And you'll have learned your last move already, back at level 15.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Stop passing me around like a children's trading card

You're about as flat as one.

FORWARDSLASH MOTHERFUCKING THREAD

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

That's Martel all right

 

[Martel]

 

[Gaige]

Don't hate. Participate.