What's up with YouTube commenters?

Dr. Percival Cox

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Seriously. I know I complain alot but Jesus Christ these people are fucked. What is the point of watching someone you don't like just to leave negative comments? Does it really matter to you that people know that you don't like DragonForce? And what's up with the Highest Rated Comment bullshit? I guess it makes sense that you get recognition for posting something clever but most of the time one of the comments in that section is just someone posting a quote from the fucking video!!! And I gotta ask one more thing. Does it make people's lonesome, worthless lives more significant by being the first person to comment on a video? I mean really. It happens everytime. The person who's first to post always has to point that little fact out. As if they're going to become king because they waited for some video to come out. GOD!!!

...I really do get upset over the stupidest shit, huh?

:Terminate Rant
 
It's funny how now every single video I look at, now that you can see how many people like/dislike the video, someone will always point out that those people are "losers" in some "clever" way >_> Like, for the Overweight Hedgehog song by Parry Gripp, 27 people didn't like it, so someone said "27 people are overweight hedgehogs." And then, and then, these commenters have the most thumbs-up votes on the entire list :ffs:
 
I was listening to the Assassin's Creed OST, and there were like 7 dislikes. "7 people will be assassinated by Ezio."

Me: :ffs:
 
Its all the

'first!'

'Second'

comments that piss me off the most. Just... grow the fuck up and fuck off.
 
didnt you know

paint thinner is a popular beverage among many youtube commenters
 
Its all the

'first!'

'Second'

comments that piss me off the most. Just... grow the fuck up and fuck off.

I hate people who bash vocalist covers just because they don't sound exactly like the original artist.

it's like, lets see you do better, you massive prick! oh wait, you can't because the only talent you have is making a massive ass out of yourself :wacky:

or

nirvana is a ripoff of alice in chains

or

muse resistance album sux dix or muse is ripoff of radiohead
 
they suck live :mokken:
 
thats also another thing

guitar hero videos

OMG I GOT FIRE AND FLAMES HIGH SCORE

herman li is sitting over here saying "stfu nub, i cant even get high score irl" :hmph:
 
stop drinking paint thinner :gasp2:
 
I've never bothered reading the comments on youtube. For the exact reasons that have been stated. Yes, including the paint thinner.
 
THUMBS UP IF THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVAR

OMG I LIKED THE PART FROM 0:00-9:59 THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE

56 PEOPLE SHOULD BE BURIED UP TO THEIR NECK IN SAND AND STONED FOR DOWNVOTING THIS

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS" LOL HE SAID LEEROY UPVOTE PLZ
 
I was listening to the Assassin's Creed OST, and there were like 7 dislikes. "7 people will be assassinated by Ezio."

Me: :ffs:
I see comments like that way to often, and they ARE ALWAYS TOP VOTED...

*Watches Weird Al: Constipated."
"54 people are constipated."

*Watches How to Fix a Nintendo Wii."
"15 people are too retarded to fix their Wii."

*Watches Let's Play Super Mario Bros. 3 part 1*
"22 people have no childhood."

*Punches computer*
 
comment upvoting means absolutely nothing these days

people abuse comment votes by making a bunch of alt accounts and upvoting spam on major videos. luckily all comments are removed from highest-rated after a fixed period, seems to be about 8 months in most cases
 
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