What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

I'm with Kelly here, and I'm going to be one of the few people to say that I would be totally fucked in a zombie apocalypse. Where the heck am I supposed to get a flipping gun from - never mind a whole tank and a whole array of military artillery? I live in a quiet little town in a quiet-ish part of a country that doesn't permit people to have firearms except if you like hunting animals. :sad3:

Errr...having just typed the above sentence, I suppose I can always try and get my hands on an air rifle or something and put up some form of resistance before the zombies inevitably devour me and make me one of their own. :gonk:
 
I think I would do what Bill Murray did in Zombieland and disguise myself as one of them, so that they wouldn't attack me. That way I could walk around safely and eat normal food when the others zombz aren't lookin.
Though... someone might end up shooting me. Probably one of you guys what with all your violent tactics you've been boasting here. Yeah, I guess being a zombie would be just as risky.

Perhaps instead, I would seek out a very safe, very distant place that is well barricaded with sufficient access to food/water.. I'd bring a tv to hook up my Super Nintendo.. obviously some magazines, and my mattress and pillows.. and some sorta radio or internet connection that I can use to stay up to date on when the zombies are done with. Then I'd just wait it out from there.
 
Raid a shop for as much food with vitamin C I can get (no scurvy here thanks), go down the docks, steal a yacht and live at sea, only going to land when I need supplies.
 
I have to agree with Kelly, I'd be totally screwed over. I don't have any weapony nearby that could be used to fend off zombies. At most, I'd have a lighter and a can of deodorant and create a flamethrower, but, as soon as that runs out, I'd be dead.

Or at least a zombie, it probably wouldn't be so bad, you'd be immortal, and since you're already a zombie, you're not living in constant fear, I suppose.
 
I'm a decent shot and kinda violent in a "against the wall" situation. So, I'd probably get my dad's pistols and his shotgun and head to the nearest little "human fort". I really wouldn't need to travel with anyone else because it goes without saying that having some slow piece of shit with you is just gonna make everything harder than it has to be.

Now, if the zombies can run like in so many recent adaptions, then yeah I'd be fucked too. I'd try my hardest to hold my own, but in the end they'd probably get the best of me. But I'd go out in an epic death: Grenade vest suicide.
 
I doubt I would thrive in that kind of situation. Honestly, I'd try and hole up somewhere they can't find me... If that wasn't an option, I may give myself up, or if unbearable agony was in store for the 'zombification' process, would probably end it quick and painlessly.
 
I like to think I'd be the ultimate Badarse shooting zombies left and right with my shotgun, but truth is I would be anything but that. If I'm not eaten first by zombies, the only reason I would survive is because I would sacrifice somebody else to them. I would give myself a day tops to live.
 
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