Wanna know how I got these scars?

[Martel]

My father was a drinker...and a fiend. And one night, he goes off craaaazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesnt like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?". Comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?!". Sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face." Aaaand, why so serious?

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

I thought you were going to tell us how you became a eunuck

 

[Martel]

So I had a wife, beautiful...who tells me, I worry too much, who tells me I oughta smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep...with the sharks. One day they carve off her breasts. And we have no money for implants. She can't take it. I just wanna see her smile again...hmm. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So...I stick a razor down my trousers and do that...to myself.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

So she could have penis boobs?

How touching

 

[Martel]

She could

 

[Big Casino]

I got mine back in nam.
















































































I was playing black ops campaign mode and banged my elbow in a fit of rage

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Did it hurt?

 

[Big Casino]

theres nothing funny about a sharp dunt to the funny bone

it really hurts

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

And it lasts too