Virgin to drunkness

whooo drunk lesbian sex!!

im bi, so whatever

ANYWAY

drinking is very fun. im like buzzed 24/7
and sex is fun too. ive never done it sober, so whichever one youre talking about, it starts with buying vodka
 
KourtneyVT09 said:
whooo drunk lesbian sex!!

im bi, so whatever

ANYWAY

drinking is very fun. im like buzzed 24/7
and sex is fun too. ive never done it sober, so whichever one youre talking about, it starts with buying vodka
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Everything you just typed = massive face palm.
 
Dark Remnant said:
Everything you just typed = massive face palm.
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XD
im not sure who you are, but im glad you are back

as for drunkeness, its a temporary panacea,
but more than likely when you wake up next morning, you will probably have more problems than before but
its fucking worth it:neomon:
 
I woke up with epic hangover today :neomon:

I think Im dead tbqh, I spent half the morning with icepops on my head....then the urge to eat them was just to great -_-
 
ITT: Fags.

Just fucking drink, don't make an issue of it, it's not like you're going to burn for eternity for getting a bit drunk.

Oh and for the record if you do drink heavily to have sex, then I suggest stocking up on morning after pills, pregnancy tests, Chlamydia pee tubes, and all manner of medical products.

Oh and self castration kits and a swift kick to the uterus, because you're an idiot.
 
Finnegan III said:
ITT: Fags.

Just fucking drink, don't make an issue of it, it's not like you're going to burn for eternity for getting a bit drunk.

Oh and for the record if you do drink heavily to have sex, then I suggest stocking up on morning after pills, pregnancy tests, Chlamydia pee tubes, and all manner of medical products.

Oh and self castration kits and a swift kick to the uterus, because you're an idiot.
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Way to kill the mood

Lisa & I will be practicing safe sex :neomon:
 
hahaha you retard

could be worse tho

you coulda thrown up all over your bathroom liek a certain unamed staff member :wacky:
 
Nope, I can safely say I did not throwup in my bathroom.



In the middle of Tescos however is a different matter :neomon:
 
hehehehe nuuuuu it made my feel a whole lot better about my hangover :neomon:
 
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