Unknown Drunken Injuries Club

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We all do it, wake up the morning after the night before and think 'where the fuck did that bruise come from...?'

Or maybe you injure yourself and remember so like, you people can join too, share your stories gaiz

Ive got an unknown bruise on my hip, fuck knows what I was doing on Friday but it's sore -_-

SO like, join people :awesome:

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Hmmmmm this rather suite me quite well. Il wake up with a sore arms and feet, and bruises which i have no idea how i gt :awesome:

sign me up
 
If you get drunk and cause your self unknow injuries then you can still join :ryan:
 
OK once I woke from a sleep and found ma leg partly covered in blood. turns out that I scratched ma leg on the sharp edge of an elevator :monster:
 
Bruises are the worst ones. You have no idea how you got them but theyre just theyre throbbin away. Always on my knees and elbow which suggests a little after town silly ness xD
 
ahahahaha yeah, Im usually covered in the fuckers after a night out xD

I think I must have walked into something to get one on my hip, I bet that well hurt at teh time, Ive got a WHOPPER of a bruise on my ankle, although I rememebr gettign tht one, I fell up the stairs :wacky:
 
Falling up the stairs thats a classic, ive never done that before. :lol:
I suppose thinking about it its a lot better than falling down the stairs, that hurts and leaves bigger bruises.
 
I stumbled over my jeans and fell face first, but i like, caught myself first, but becuase id stood on my jeans, it puleld them down and I STILL went flying over the pant leg flat on my face, makign a loud OOF noise when I connected xD
 
Sign me up, I'm known for having bruises and crazy cuts after a night out..

I remember mine though, but now the rules of the club have changed I'm welcome too. :awesome:
 
Sign me up.

I can remember what happened to my arm on Friday night.....my I may take a photo of it soon....melted plastic over your arm..hurts. :'(
 
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Ive just noticed a corking bruise under my arm xD

Id love to know how I get them :lew:

Ive been prodding all day wondering why it was sore, and there's a big bruise :gasp:
 
Broken nose - After 12 bottles of Newky Brown and a couple of Sambuca's it's not a good idea to run up a hill. Especially when there is cobbles to do some damage.

Missing tooth - Drunkenly got a girlyfriend so annoyed that she punched me in the jaw, loosining a tooth. A couple of days later I was in so much pain that I ripped it out. Moral of the story; when calling your girlyfriend a prostitute, make sure your jaw is adequately protected.

Black eyes - numerous reasons. mainly falling into disabled toilets.

Split chin - Tis what happens when someone, like myself, decides it's fun to run over cars and jump from one to another. Things can get messy when said cars begin to become mobile as opposed to stationary.

That's all I can think of right now lol
 
ok, last new years.. or the new years before.. on e or the other, i went to my mates, i had left mine at 6:30 got to his at 7:15, went to the shop with everyone for drink and back to his by 7:30 and im not normally i big drinker but once i started i didnt stop, i dont memba anything past about 8:30-9:00 and had been carried to the bus stop by 10:30 i had drunk 1/2 ltr vodka, 1/2 sambuka, 70cl bottle of mindori lime, a pint of red wine, some random mix shit my friend made, 10-12 cans of kronenburg, and smoked quite alot of skunk... the next morning i had blood all down my new clothes.. and face, and fairly large chunk missing out of my ear, blood all over my gf's white jeans and her mates pink coat, a black eye, bruses up the right of my face, it turns out i had fallen over on some church steps and done my ear, then when my gf and her mate carried me to the bus stop the blood got everywhere, and on the bus i fell off the chair onto my face, hence all the bruising,, and apparently i was unconciouse but how i was led... i was staring up some woman in her mid-20's skirt (her and her freidns where dressed as play bunnys) and then two polish blokes carried me off the bus =/... i was told the ambulance came, but i took the keys and hid them and told them to go away but in not so much of a nice way
 
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