Ugh

[Captain Squee]

Have faith or he will smite you

 

[Valvalis]

According to some recent reports I read on Google Images, Ceiling Cat actually created man, which essentially means he created the potential for :ugh: to have millions upon millions of worshippers So by that logic, Ceiling Cat can only be our ally.

 

[Captain Squee]

Or is it all his elaborate plan?

either way, :ugh: will protect us

 

[Valvalis]

:ugh: could fill himself with catnip, and then roll around playfully on the floor, luring an unsuspecting Ceiling Cat into a very wet and tempestuous bubble bath

 

[Captain Squee]

Even better...*prepares oversized nail bat*

 

[Valvalis]

Indeed

 

[Captain Squee]

Any idea where I can get barbed wire to go with this?

 

[Valvalis]

At Corel Prison?

 

[Captain Squee]

I'll ask the almighty :ugh:

 

[Valvalis]

What sayeth he?

 

[Captain Squee]

He made some

The :ugh: said let Squee have barbed wire...and so he did

 

[Valvalis]

Does he also distribute ponies and unicorns unto the deserving?

 

[Captain Squee]

Dunno, go ask *proceeds to wrap barbed wire around the nailbat

 

[Valvalis]

Just asked him, he said he's fresh out of ponies and unicorns, but he does have some bad-ass fire breathing dragons we can ride around to help spread the word

 

[Captain Squee]

Are they cute yet vicious?

 

[Valvalis]

Quite

 

[Captain Squee]

*snags*

 

[Valvalis]

However, :ugh: also said that he does not differentiate between cute and ugly animals He stateth that a slug is beautiful and so is a kitty. So that they may all be our pets and professional steeds in battle, and no animal shall be shunned for its appearance in the way that he himself did

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Bullshit.

:ugh: said we'll use the cute animals as pets, and eat the ugly ones. He also stated that Vegans aren't people, and vegetarians are being brainwashed by them. Vegetarians can still be saved.

 

[Valvalis]

Bullshit.

:ugh: said we'll use the cute animals as pets, and eat the ugly ones. He also stated that Vegans aren't people, and vegetarians are being brainwashed by them. Vegetarians can still be saved.

Fancy seeing you here, good sir Welcome back.

As far as this erroneous statement is concerned, :ugh: himself is a vegan, consuming no animals, animal products...or really anything at all He still believes that carnivores can be saved though, if they lettuce into their hearts