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Rockman X

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So it has recently come to my attention that the writers at Sesame Street are blaspheming harlots. Look what they've done to our beloved Cookie Monster:

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HE'S A GODDAMN VEGETARIAN NOW!
 
Lmao. Actually, he looks kind of frightened at the prospect of eating vegetables.
 
Because "cookies are a sometime snack" now. It's some faggy movement to get kids to eat healthier, so they had to ruin cookie monster.

Hey, I got a novel idea! How about we let the fucking parents teach the kids what to eat and stay the hell away from our childhood?
 
umm... I never knew that cookies were unhealthy.

So now the Cookie Monster became a Fruit Monster?
 
He's still called Cookie Monster, but apparently before he became addicted to cookies his name was Sid.

And that only reminds me of the psycho lad in Toy Story.
 
Are you talking about the cowboy lad?

Anywho I don't really care if the monster is a vegetterian
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Nono, the cowboy lad was Andy.

Sid was the crazy kid next door who blew up toys and transplanted a pterodactyl head onto his sister's doll.
 
:lol: When the Red Cookie Monster gets more popular I will make a poll. We'll see who's better.
 
America sux cox tbqh. :monster:
 
This is like when they tried to make the brown Pot Noodles healthier and they ended up tasting disgusting >.<

If I want to be unhealthy then damnit I will!!
 
Laro said:
America pollutes the world teh most. They will bring us the Global Warming results: destruction. Someone please kill them :oy:
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Get me out of America first and then commence the assault. :wacky:
 
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