#2 Tell your wife you're homosexual, then inform her it's been going on between you and the neighbour for ages and those 'games' you went to watch together were in fact games of another variety and that her paranoia was indeed founded.
#8 Kill your husband's dog with a shotgun and when he comes home horrified, asking you why you did what you . . . well did, remark that the voices in your head had told you to do so.
#6 Rape your husband and lock him in a room, starve him to the point where he pisses himself, and tell him that it "wasn't personal" but you just didn't feel the same way anymore.
#4 Blackmail your wife by photoshopping all of those social formal events she attended and adding in suggestive pictures of old men doing heinous "things" to her, then compile it on a Powerpoint presentation, and ship it anonymously to all of her male coworkers, urging them to watch it and presenting it as a high quality porno DVD.
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