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#10 Cheat on your husband with one of the bartenders while you're on vacation on a tropical island.
 
#2 Tell your wife you're homosexual, then inform her it's been going on between you and the neighbour for ages and those 'games' you went to watch together were in fact games of another variety and that her paranoia was indeed founded.
 
Ouch. :wacky:

#8 Kill your husband's dog with a shotgun and when he comes home horrified, asking you why you did what you . . . well did, remark that the voices in your head had told you to do so.
 
Fuck that :wacky:

#4 Tell your wife you're thinking of having a sex change, then when she objects tell her she's a homophobe.
 
Wtf? That's so looney.

#6 Rape your husband and lock him in a room, starve him to the point where he pisses himself, and tell him that it "wasn't personal" but you just didn't feel the same way anymore.
 
6. Sit around the house and drink beer all day. And while you're drunk, bring strange women into your house from off the streets
 
#4 Blackmail your wife by photoshopping all of those social formal events she attended and adding in suggestive pictures of old men doing heinous "things" to her, then compile it on a Powerpoint presentation, and ship it anonymously to all of her male coworkers, urging them to watch it and presenting it as a high quality porno DVD.
 
#2 Just leave them one day without ever leaving behind a single trace of evidence that you had ever planned to do so in the first place.
 
#10 Try to get the president out of office by blackmailing his dog and his security personnel.
 
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