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Will Graham

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reverse molested, let me explain.

I went to see the Avengers finally (great film, I recommend you see it Kaidan Alenko). I tend to lean on my armrest a lot in the cinema, particularly at the start of a film for some reason. As the film started I was excited so I was rubbing my armrest and drumming my fingers on it too. There was a bang of some descritption, and I instinctively gripped the arm rest.

Well, it turns out I was mistaken. What I took for an arm rest was in fact an older gentleman's thigh. I only realised this when I gripped it tightly. Naturally I withdrew my hand straight away, and made sure to never ever turn right during the entire film. He himself didn't stop me touching him though, and I must have been rubbing him for a good 10-20 seconds. A few times later on I grazed his leg when reaching for my drink in the cup holder. I think I heard a throaty moan at one stage, but I did not investigate

He was with his wife and child as well, so that made it weirder
 
thats disgusting

im also currently replying to one of ur posts. not this one although at the time of writing this was the case
 
You reminded me of how once i was walking to lunch with some work mates, and I was telling a really great story with lots of hand gestures, and I flung my hand forward, in like a kind of bowling action and accidentally cupped the arse of some random man in the shops who happened to be right in front of me :sad3:

He turned around and gave me the most smug smile I've ever seen :sad3:

So I do feel your pain. We have both molested someone.
 
Should I add a... "Conor can't find a seat rest without GPS assist" line in my sig? :hmm:

Haha. Weren't you saying my sig comment about Mitsuru didn't apply to you only a week ago? Hahahahaha. :LJ:
 
Perhaps those latent gay genes are asserting themselves. :hmm:

I accidentally grabbed a complete stranger's b00b once or twice. :hmm:

We're all at the mercy of our raging hormones. :ohshit:

I'm kidding about you being gay, btws.

Can't think of anything really funny to say. :grin:
 
This always happens in movie theaters. I had something like this happen during, oddly, The Avengers, too. One of my friends kept rubbing my arm and my leg, and I doubt he was doing it on accident due to the frequency of it. And he was sitting REALLY close, armrest permitting.

Then again, he was also drunk. So he's either showing his love for me because he's in a different state of mind, or he's simply not knowing what the hell he's doing. :mokken:
 
It's official now. The Avengers turns people gay.

When I went to see the Avengers, I accidentally gave this random guy a blowjob. I kept reaching for my drink, but little did I know...
 
Frank Fontaine said:
I think I heard a throaty moan at one stage, but I did not investigate
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ohmY fucKGIN GOD

Richard B Riddick said:
Perhaps those latent gay genes are asserting themselves. :hmm:

I accidentally grabbed a complete stranger's b00b once or twice. :hmm:

We're all at the mercy of our raging hormones. :ohshit:

I'm kidding about you being gay, btws.

Can't think of anything really funny to say. :grin:
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:hmph: fuck off

how do you even "accidentally" grab a boob

excuse me
b00b

AddleBoy said:
When I went to see the Avengers, I accidentally gave this random guy a blowjob. I kept reaching for my drink, but little did I know...
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omg
 
Are you jealous? I could give you an accidental blowjob, too, for $20.
 
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