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[Fusilli]

Oh yeah, I saw something about a guy with a two incher and he was talking about how one woman ran away screaming or something when she put his hands in his pants. >_>

 

[Bambi]

And Prince

 

[L]

lmao

Apparently wanking makes it bigger. >_>

I should have an 8 inch penis then

Unless you're very bendy.

And it would mean that most people on here should be 10 foot long.

ew, no thx

7-8 inches is gurd for me

i dont want excess ding-dongerry kthx

HAHAHA nice on Jane xD

I heard that on some cockumentary aswel Derek, also, I seen some dude who had a 3inch penis ERECT

I'd hate to be HIS missuz

i wonder how he jerks off with it

he must have tiny hands

I'd at least have to have 5 inches to not want to kill myself

I used to work with a guy who claimed that he could do it.

And also, rofl. .

I could do it once

but then i stopped trying to do it, so now i cant do it

 

[Bambi]

Omg Derek xD

Morbid curiosity makes me wanna see you try to suck your own cawk

Im sick and wrong >_>

 

[L]

that's cool with me

 

[L]

oh wait, i read that wrong

 

[L]

god damn cunting just waking up and being horny, and thinking chicks are saying they want to suck on my penis

 

[Bambi]

You thought *I* wanted to suck your cock? xDDD

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

So you want to be an exhibitionist, and Kelly wants to be a Voyeur.

 

[Bambi]

Poor Derek xD

-pats-

 

[Fusilli]

Well she was offering to suck Placebo's earlier.

 

[L]

You thought *I* wanted to suck your cock? xDDD

YES.

IM DOWN FOR ANY BLOWJOB ACTION

AS LONG AS BITCHES ARENT BITING MY DICK OFF D=

 

[L]

D=

i feel unloved

 

[Bambi]

Hush Jane, I only do it if I get summat in return

>_>

 

[Marshy]

For some reason i just thought of the movie teeth D: Bitch has teeth in her vag that bites peoples dicks off. And apparently arms. Though i never ended up watching it, only the trailer. Can you believe that was an actual movie though D:

 

[L]

My penis size just shrunk 3 inches =x

 

[Bambi]

I have that film

 

[L]

i should come over to your place and watch it sometime

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

For some reason i just thought of the movie teeth D: Bitch has teeth in her vag that bites peoples dicks off. And apparently arms. Though i never ended up watching it, only the trailer. Can you believe that was an actual movie though D:

Not when I first heard about it, no. xD But then I Googled it and it was true. D:

 

[Fusilli]

Ah good times...