Fan Fiction The SeeDs

Unsheathes sword of randomness and slays the guards with extra randomness, then steals Kira's crown and turns it into a chicken. I R RANDOM!
 
I am entrapped in randomness!!!, gotta stab!!! ARGH!!!!
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Now don't tell me that those are the guards...
 
hydra you stole my randomness guards and FFGuy killed them, WHAT!!! *turns chiken back into crown and outs it back on *turns guards corpses into an army of Living Goats*
Eat him like you eat grass
 
Unleashes Avatar on the undead guards, banishing them into a random portal that was randomly there.
 
randomly kills a midget who was going to the toilet, randomly summons a giant chiken flavoured condom and sticks it over FFGuy's head
 
the giant chicken flavoured condom randomly combusts and flies onto Kira's head and randomly attatches itself to Kira's head, and randomly becomes impossible to remove. It then sprouts random pink flowers over it.
 
*Dark Lusi RANDOMLY comes in with a whip of TOTAL RANDOMNESS, and wraps the whip around FFGuy, Kira, and Hydracula, turning them into to TOTALLY RANDOM chinchilas, then sending them to the 100,000,000,000,000 dimension, which then turns them into TOTALLY RANDOM chinchilas/mongooses.....* *then Dark Lusi RANDOMLY steals the CROWN OF RANDOMNESS, and turns it into the TOTALLY NOT RAMDOM DARK CROWN OF RANDOMNESS.... RANDOMLY!!!!!!!!!!!*

Oh, by the way FFGuy, can you get onto MSN to help me with the Heavenly Sword's last boss of the game?.... RANDOMLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I am god! The god of randomness!

Now all I need is some loyal believers... Maybe a few godesses? =D
 
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