Fan Fiction The SeeDs

[Jimmy]

Respect your elders!!!

 

[Ezio Auditore]

Yo Jimmy you're allowed to join in the Hogwarts RP

 

[Jimmy]

Thanks, i'm glad i can join cause it's a RP with a lot of potential!

 

[Aerius Sygale]

Hi guys. Sorry, but I'm just popping in and out of here for a quick post, g2g offline already... >_> Well, how's everyone been today? I'll tell you about my day today...tomorrow, since I don't have time now...

 

[Jimmy]

I'm healthy!!!!

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

I'm dying!

 

[Ezio Auditore]

DAMON HAS GOT A SLINKY PEOPLE! A SLINKY! GOD HELP US ALL!

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

SLINKY OF DOOM tyvm

 

[Ezio Auditore]

Must be of doom, I mean you should be ashamed Damon, why is your dick like a slinky. Gawd, you surprised me when you got it out on webcam

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Don't ask for it then.

Besides... Slinkys stretch to great lengths ^^

 

[Ezio Auditore]

But they never get straight and hard do they? Are you trying to tell us something Day?

 

[Busta]

Very awkward convo between a bunch of guys...

 

[Ezio Auditore]

It helps when you talk to him on the phone lol

 

[Busta]

You talk about his slinky dick with him on the phone?

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...

:/

 

[Ezio Auditore]

And other things of course

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Danny's hitting on me

 

[Busta]

You two are both guys right? I mean...there's no secrets goin' on here? Please tell me dick-talk isn't common between you two.

 

[Ezio Auditore]

Nae, we usually end up having "nou" arguments lol

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

It is on his end...

 

[Ezio Auditore]

Damon's has AIDs. Not HIV but full-blown AIDS!