The Random Sentence Thread

[Ilyena]

William Wallace killed fifty men. Fifty if it was one.

 

[Sephirothalpha]

I and I suppose he fired fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

 

[The Best]

are you british



'the best has arrived worship him as he is the only one who deserves worship and the one who deserves praise'

 

[L]

I'm a filthy American.

 

[The Best]

I'm a filthy American.

wasnt talking to you

but good to hear that you are a filthy american

 

[L]

I defecate on you doorstep.

 

[Sephirothalpha]

The best of british my arse. That title goes to me.

 

[L]

Pie is good.

 

[Sephirothalpha]

Which mammal has the biggest toes?

 

[Shenorai]

Is 'snooby' a combination of 'snooty' and 'snobby'?

 

[Sephirothalpha]

Mixed herbs are welcome in any dish I prepare.

 

[Bambi]

i have a cucumber, and i'm not afraid to use it

 

[Scarlet]

Ughhh tomorrow I have to get up early!

 

[Sephirothalpha]

I've made 1000 bucks in an hour.

 

[The Best]

i need some money

 

[Sephirothalpha]

Here have a fake 100 pounds.

 

[Shenorai]

I fought a cow.

 

[Sephirothalpha]

The new server is finally up and running.

 

[Shenorai]

You're hat looks new.

 

[Rockman X]

I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz.