The Pinnacle of Human Achievement

[Rockman X]

I just watched a porno of a guy and a girl doing it whilst they repelled down some mountain in the Alps, dangling right there in the air on their ropes and going at it like bunnies. Try as you might, you will NEVER achieve something that great in your life. No man or woman ever will.

Naturally I'd like to it, only I'm fairly sure that would be against the rules.

 

[Blue Link]

sounds hot I can imagine all of the positions they used...

 

[der Astronom]

For awhile there, the title made me think it was an achievement related to the power of the mind, but once I realized it was in spam, it makes sense now.

 

[Rockman X]

Pfft, admit it, no two humans will ever achieve something that epic again.

It makes me wonder how many impressionable morons will go try it, only to not use the proper equipment and fall to their deaths naked.

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

True, true but goddammit I'M GUNNA TRY!

Darwin Award here I come

 

[Rockman X]

It's now my life goal. But I plan to take lessons on how to repel first. No point in doing it if I die and can't brag about it.

 

[der Astronom]

I'd rather brag about proving the construction of a 17-gon with a ruler and a compass than do that.

 

[Bambi]

That sounds epic

I know I'd end up dead though

 

[Miss Valentine]

It makes me wonder how many impressionable morons will go try it, only to not use the proper equipment and fall to their deaths naked.

Oh man I lol'd

Does sound awesome, I would do it skydiving, that would be the quickie of a lifetime ^^

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I just generally want to go sky diving.

 

[Miss Valentine]

Also a life goal of mine ^^

 

[Rockman X]

*adds secks whilst skydiving to the list of life goals*

What else would be awesomely epic? I'd say doing it whilst spelunking down a cave, but caves are typically chilly.

 

[Laro]

'Mario is an 80s porn with a mustash'

 

[Saix]

I'll take you down a mountain VR.

 

[Rockman X]

'Mario is an 80s porn with a mustash'

Nono, you're confusing Mario for his twin brother Ron Jeremy.

I'll take you down a mountain VR.

Okay

 

[Saix]

Slightly discomforted by the lack of resilience, but it's a date.

 

[Laro]

Finally! Some gays on the forum.

 

[Rockman X]

Now now, I'm not gay, just bi

 

[Laro]

aw well, I'm scared of gays anyway

 

[Rockman X]

Tsk tsk, you homophobe.