The ongoing story.

[The Master]

Every spam thread needs one. I have done it before in 2 other forums and it is very entertaining. What you do is write a sentence pertaining to the story that is going on. Your sentence should make sense and it must be a follow-up to the sentence that was last posted. The sentence does not have to be factual or real, but it still must make sense.

I shall start.


Once upon a time, there was a boy named Damon.

[EDIT] Posting of "THE END" is forbidden and will be ignored.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

no thanks

 

[Richard B Riddick]

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Damon.

He lived down the street from a man named Tom Felton.

 

[The Master]

Damon and Tom Felton were very good friends, they did everything together.

 

[Tucker]

Damon and Tom Felton were very good friends, they did everything together.

Tom Felton was hot, Damon was not and they both loved a girl named Marlena

 

[Steve-O]

Damon and Tom Felton were very good friends, they did everything together.

EDIT... Fuck ninjaed XD

well the girl had another lover as well.. her name was miku

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

 

[The Master]

Tom Felton was hot, Damon was not and they both loved a girl named Marlena

Marlena was a very lovely girl, but she had one problem, she was secretly an evil super villain.

 

[Tucker]

Marlena was a very lovely girl, but she had one problem, she was secretly an evil super villain.

Tom knew this secretly, and he loved her more for it.

 

[The Master]

Tom knew this secretly, and he loved her more for it.

One day, Damon decided to go to the supermarket with Tom.

 

[Tucker]

One day, Damon decided to go to the supermarket with Tom.

Damon saw Marlena stealing a grape

 

[The Master]

Damon saw Marlena stealing a grape

Damon lunged at Marlena and questioned her.

 

[ribbit]

Damon lunged at Marlena and questioned her.

Marlena threw the grape at Damon and ran

 

[Tucker]

Marlena threw the grape at Damon and ran

The grape was really Redfry in disguise

 

[ribbit]

Fixed

The grape was really Redfry in disguise

And then Damon fell over

 

[Tucker]

Fixed




And then Damon fell over

Damon sat on Redfry (the grape)

 

[ribbit]

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

 

[Soulcorruptor]

Tom slit his throat with his pocket knife when he saw Damon sit on the grape.

 

[Tucker]

Yes