Cecil Strife
A.K.A. Cecil Strife
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-RIkfPqry0&feature=related
This is a video I found to be funny, creepy, and just screwed up.
The music is by YumeMaxx on Youtube and the background by Geigue on Starmen.net.
Lyrics:
"Ness.... Ness... I feel... the rhythm..."
Betcha wish y'all had a swirlin' face
or million tainted evils in this nightmare place
Don't look at me, bud, I gave you a chance
So now you sit and watch while you wet your pants
"PK Fire... don't make me laugh"
First you deal with Pokey then you deal with me
I ain't gonna bother if you aren't at level 60
Sure you got a bat and the sword of King's
But the great Lord Giygas afraid of those weak things
"You should just give up"
"Who's the one Rockin' now?"
CHORUS
Ready Set Go on the count of three
I'm gonna strike you down inexplicably
You tin can kids can't equal me
Just please don't pray in my vicinity
I said, get ready to die let me hear ya scream
I'm all the damned evil that a guy can be
I'll never run short on my PP
It's time to say goodbye, if you know what I mean
"Come on Ness, hit me. HIT ME HARDER. SMASH ME. SMASH ME HARDER.
Your effort is most pleasing. Yet so futile. You were dead the moment you opposed me. Now get ready to die."
CHORUS
Word. Absurd. You know your prayer is unheard x4
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Pokemon Rap, anyone?
This is a video I found to be funny, creepy, and just screwed up.
The music is by YumeMaxx on Youtube and the background by Geigue on Starmen.net.
Lyrics:
"Ness.... Ness... I feel... the rhythm..."
Betcha wish y'all had a swirlin' face
or million tainted evils in this nightmare place
Don't look at me, bud, I gave you a chance
So now you sit and watch while you wet your pants
"PK Fire... don't make me laugh"
First you deal with Pokey then you deal with me
I ain't gonna bother if you aren't at level 60
Sure you got a bat and the sword of King's
But the great Lord Giygas afraid of those weak things
"You should just give up"
"Who's the one Rockin' now?"
CHORUS
Ready Set Go on the count of three
I'm gonna strike you down inexplicably
You tin can kids can't equal me
Just please don't pray in my vicinity
I said, get ready to die let me hear ya scream
I'm all the damned evil that a guy can be
I'll never run short on my PP
It's time to say goodbye, if you know what I mean
"Come on Ness, hit me. HIT ME HARDER. SMASH ME. SMASH ME HARDER.
Your effort is most pleasing. Yet so futile. You were dead the moment you opposed me. Now get ready to die."
CHORUS
Word. Absurd. You know your prayer is unheard x4
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Pokemon Rap, anyone?
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Oddly enough, as much as I hate Giygas, this makes me want to go finish the new Earthbound game I started last week
*runs off to play it*