The annoying kids in class

LOL I need one of those Sgt. Pepper.

Derek, just wait till you get to college and then you can have all the fun that you want with these kids. Trust me, you'll run into plenty of them.
 
i have an idea how about fighting fire with fire

Cause that will just make the rest of hte class hate me. :wink:

One time, it was a about 2 minutes after class ending time, some girl stood up and just left. She made a big deal about leaving and even slammed the door behind her. I don't think the teacher cared because she seemed like she was getting pretty annoyed with annoying girl too.
 
End of class is end of class, you're not bound to stay in there. Leave you if you really want to on the hour. You have the right!
 
LOL I need one of those Sgt. Pepper.

Derek, just wait till you get to college and then you can have all the fun that you want with these kids. Trust me, you'll run into plenty of them.

me and college in the same sentence? I don't think that's likely :neomon:
 
i ask stupid questions in class but i do it to kill time so the teacher don't give us any homework. people like when i do it. Hope i don't have no one like that in college.

The answer to your problem have everyone after class make fun of her then she'll stop then.
 
Well, How come absolutely everyone in college knows one of that kind of annoying kiss-ass? Anyway, my solution: just combine two or three of the above options and that'll probably work. I specially like the laxatives idea, XD However, one friend of mine tried it and it didn't work...

Okay, so the thing that I've seen that works is by annoying her so much that she has to change, XD It really does work (at least it has worked)
 
What I suggest is for you to pass her a note containing a thousand disses to shut her up. Or if you sit near her, just do one of the oldest trick in the book ; take a straw, and spit some wet paper on her head (her ass would be a better place, but it's hard to aim if your not behind her).
My second suggestion is to put sleeping pills to put her to sleep so she can get into trouble for sleeping in class while the professor is teaching nerd shit.
I guess that's it.
Or use your best friend, WikiHow. :D
 
something looks wrong with that post >_>

i suggest you tell her that if she doesnt stfu, then you will meet her at the flagpole at 7:05. That might make her shit herself w/out laxatives, thus resulting in less work. If that dont work, lax her. Milk of Magnesium shuld do the trick.
 
I've got a simpler solution...

no1: Sit next to her and say "Hello" in polite way then start throwing her equipment off her desk and say it was her...everyone WILL support you as a witness

no2: Nudge her every 5 minutes or so and poke her

no3: Look at her in a creepy sexual way

no4: When the prof talks about something boring as shit talk the chance to stare at her...no looking away...just stare

no5: Whisper in ear either "If you dont shut up...i will rip your head off"

or

" Wanna meet up *wink* "


The whole point of that is to freak her out and frce her to shut the fuck up, next lesson, just before she asks a question, look at her and she thinks twice. also when you succeed, you gain a shit load of popularity
 
sorry i can't help you to hurt her

she is just like you but you are not better than her
PLox no more moral condemnation, its late and i can't take anymore, I highly doubt whether Rydia would actually stab/hurt/whatever this annoying person.

There are things called jokes, you know?
 
Throw a birck at brick at her face, it always works for me :elmo:

or, if you don't carry a spare birck around with you, just ask the same question yourself, but try to get the answer breif, meaning she doesn't have to ask, you'll save yourself time, and the teacher will become rather fond of you
 
no thay won't

my friend did that and he won the annoying kid was a son of a professor

and he was asking big and deep questions but my friend stood up and

fought fire with fire and he won

Have you been drinking? :gasp:
 
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