The annoying kids in class

Rydia

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So on Thursdays, I have a three hour lecture from 4-7 pm. By the end of class, pretty much everyone is exhausted and is ready to go home. No one wants to have a class that starts at 4 pm, but unfortunantly, the class is required for our major and that is the only time it is offered. The class is extremely boring because the teacher has no enthusiasm and just reads the power point. And we are all pretty much starving by the end of lecture because the class is pretty much at dinner time.

It never fails that at about 6:59, this girl has to ask some stupid sixteen part question that ends up extending the class. The question usually can be easily answered by looking through the notes. The professor of course answers and takes her sweet little time in doing so. And pretty much the rest of the class is thinking "Shut the fuck up," and we all want to kill the girl who asked her long question. The girl of course, is only asking questions so she can sound smart. Serioulsy, every time she asks a question, she gets this annoying smile on her face.

And everytime the professor says that we could possibly get out of class at least a half an hour early... well the annoying girl always has to ask questions throughout the entire class, thereby extending the class to its original ending time. The questions she asks usually are quite irrelevant. Either that or she has to share her personal experiences that just go on and on and on. Shut the fuck up I don't care about your life!

Seriously, if you really have to kiss the professor's ass, please do so after class when everyone has left! We honestly do not want to hear the professor mumble about something we hardly care about.

I need some strategies on how to shut this girl up.
 
Threaten to run her over with your car or something, or just tell her she sucks and won't pass anyway.
 
I need some strategies on how to shut this girl up.

Play friends with her, get her number, and post it on 4chan so some bored fucks can torture the shit out of her. :neomon:
 
I'd stand up and be like: "DUDE! WE WANT TO GET THE FUCK OUT! CAN YOU TALK TO HIM AFTER CLASS!?" and storm out.
 
but... then Ali would probably be kicked out of that class :wacky:
 
I'd stand up and be like: "DUDE! WE WANT TO GET THE FUCK OUT! CAN YOU TALK TO HIM AFTER CLASS!?" and storm out.

Oh believe me, I have been ready to do that.

Some actually did just walk out of class because that girl would just not shut up and class was almost already five minutes over.

Maybe I can slip some sleeping pills in her drink.
 
This reminds me of one instance in high school. The bell rung and we were about to make a run for the door, cuz the teacher forgot to give us homework, and right before the bell rung, someone went "Do we have any homework?". Everyone was ready to jump his ass.

Does this girl look like this -->:nerd:

or is she one of those girls who got in the uni for giving out blowjobs to school admins?
 
If you told her that you knew what she is doing when she keeps asking questions just to kiss the teacher's ass, that may make her stop.
Because then it would be embarassing.

Or just post her number on 4chan:neomon:
 
Bombard her with insults and eventually she'll shut up.

That's how we dealt with the arse kisser in my college class.
 
that, or she could shit herself and become the laughing stock of the community. :elmo:
 
i still like my 4chan idea better, though :wacky:
 
<_< >_>

uh oh! she caught on to me! *jumps out of MVs closet and out the window*
 
If it's a relaxed and open class then just tell her to shut the fuck up. I've done it many a time.
 
Today annoying girl was at her worst. She just kept asking stupid question after stupid question. Like, we were talking about low vision and how it is the third leading cause for people to seek outside living assistance. So annoying girl goes and sounding panicky "Wuts teh first and second cause?" Of course the teacher doesn't know but is trying to BS an answer. I guess annoying girl didn't realize that the power points were covering the topic of "low vision" and not "The leading causes for people to seek outside assistence"

I think every question she asked had nothing to do with what we were talking about. And she probably got them from spotting one word on the power points.

Oh yeah, we were told that we could get out of class a whole 45 mintues early! Well annoying girl made it so that we got out five minutes after class was supposed to have ended...
 
Today annoying girl was at her worst. She just kept asking stupid question after stupid question. Like, we were talking about low vision and how it is the third leading cause for people to seek outside living assistance. So annoying girl goes and sounding panicky "Wuts teh first and second cause?" Of course the teacher doesn't know but is trying to BS an answer. I guess annoying girl didn't realize that the power points were covering the topic of "low vision" and not "The leading causes for people to seek outside assistence"

I think every question she asked had nothing to do with what we were talking about. And she probably got them from spotting one word on the power points.

Oh yeah, we were told that we could get out of class a whole 45 mintues early! Well annoying girl made it so that we got out five minutes after class was supposed to have ended...
Is this a dagger i see before me?
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Tell that bitch to stfu, rly.

Get me transportation to j00r place and I'll do it for you :wacky:
 
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