Tasks Accomplishable By Male Member

[Bambi]

incense stick holder thingy, my carving of a nob has one, you stick the stick inthe japs eye

 

[Ness]

incense stick holder thingy, my carving of a nob has one, you stick the stick inthe japs eye

D:

Hold a roll of toilet paper, for someone who's "on the go".

 

[Sabriel]

Not going through every single page, swap a loo for a bush if it's that desperate.

 

[Bambi]

kaleidoscope

 

[GanjaKat]

Electricity conductor

 

[AddleBoy]

Not going through every single page, swap a loo for a bush if it's that desperate.

Yes you will.


Nightstick. I mean, could you imagine what it would be like if you resisted arrest, and a bunch of police officers had to subdue you? It'd be like getting whacked by about a million sausages at once.

 

[CassinoChips]

Meat tenderizer.

Hair roller/curler.

Dipstick.

Paint stirrer.

Weathervane.

Compass.

Fig leaf supporter.

Shoehorn.

I have personally verified all these uses. Yes, even that one.

 

[GanjaKat]

a plug

 

[Dionysos]

A rubber.

 

[Bambi]

Pole vault

 

[Valvalis]

To give shade to a squirrel on a hot day. As long as he doesn't try to steal your nuts.

...Sorry, I couldn't resist