Table Sex

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DLFlux

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A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour.
The neighbour, who hasn't been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it.



Police officer Matt Johnson said: 'He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.'
Just to add a touch of class to his furniture-copulation, Price reportedly carried out his naked table-boffing in broad daylight, very close to a local school.
The fourth time, the neighbour videotaped the alleged table-sexing as evidence.
Officer Johnson commented: 'Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around.'
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Stay away from the mayonaise at this guys picnic. :wacky:
 
Why can't he just get a woman like normal people, or men, if he is that way inclined, weirdo -_-
 
Kelly will kill you fer bashing on Vin.

And this reminds me of the guy who fucked his bicycle >.> I can't remember who posted that in the SB. :wacky:
 
Did anyone ever see the documentary (on CH5, obviously) about the women who fell in love with the eiffel tower?

Featured various woman sexing inanimate objects, one was a banister in a church i think, another a fence post at a fun fair ^_^
 
THere was some dude inlove with a pew or someshit in a church, and that ddue that was in love with his car :wacky:

Also, Vin Diesel is win, do naught make me release the hounds :vikki:
 
Huh, interesting. It's not the most unrealistic thing I've heard. I read an article 1 time where this guy loved his car and had sex with it. I like cars myself, but I'm all set with that.
 
That would fucking hurt. :|

Imagine the scrape-age.

DEAR LORD THE SCRAPE-AGE!!!
 
I think he did it with the crack between the two paving slabs. The funny thing is that he got arrested again about a year later for the exact same thing.
 
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