Survivor

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

Five people are on a plane, four guys and one girl. Suddenly the engine stalls and they crash. All five of them survive the crash but are stranded on a small deserted island. Since these four guys will need to have their natural urges satisfied they decided to make up a schedule. Each guy would get a week to have sex with the woman as much as possible, the next week another guy and so on. This arrangement works out great for years, satisfying both the guys and the nymphomaniac woman until she suddenly dies.

The first month went by and it was really awful for the men; second month was really bad; third month was almost unbearable; fourth month rolls around and the guys couldn't handle it anymore so they buried her.

 

[Donald Trump]

This guy is walking alone near the pier when he spots a girl, with no arms and no legs, sitting in her wheelchair crying.

Curious, he walks up to her. "What's the matter?" he says. The girl looks up at him and says "I'm almost 25 and I've never been on a date." Feeling sorry for her, he decides to ask her out. SHe says yes and they go out and have a pretty good time.

The next week he is walking alone near the pier again and he sees the woman, again crying near the edge of the pier. "What's wrong now?" he says to her. "I'm almost 25 and I've never been kissed." she replies back. He thinks "well, she's not too bad looking... I'll give her a kiss." So he does so and this makes her happy.

The NEXT week our philanthropist is again walking out near the pier when he sees the woman AGAIN crying in her wheelchair.. near the edge of the pier. With a heavy heart, he walks up to her. "What's wroung NOW?" Through her tears she says "Well, I'm almost 25 and I've never been fucked." So the man grabs her wheelchair by the handles and pushes her off the edge of the pier and says "NOW you're fucked!"

 

[Donald Trump]

That joke always reminds me of Castles in the sand

 

[Bambi]

Haha, Ive missed Moonies daily jokes xD

 

[Sabriel]

You sound like a friend of mine who keeps bombarding me with jokes.

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

Haha, Ive missed Moonies daily jokes xD

Yeah well I'm back, with 10% more spunk but for half the price. Credit Crunch annihilating arse end of summer deal.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

10% more spunk

Stopped masturbating for a while, did we?

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

Stopped masturbating for a while, did we?

I ran out of pictures of you sometime last month I think, haven't had one since.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

I would've done the same thing tbh baby.(K)