Suprise Meal

Prince Oberyn Martel

The Red Viper of Dorne
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A guy goes into a whorehouse and tells the mistress he wants to eat out a girl for the first time. She sends him up and he meets a very good looking blonde girl. She whips down her undies and he starts licking her out. Minutes later he feels something in his mouth and spits out a corn niblet. Thinking this is normal, as he has never done it before, continues eating her out. moments later he finds a piece of carrot in his mouth. Still thinking this is normal he continues. Soon after he finds a piece of meat and stands up. "Excuse me miss, but are you sick?" She looks at him and replies "No, but the last guy was"


 
Ive missed your daily jokes Moons xD
 
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