Stupid stuff that happened at your school

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Use this thread to tel any amusing stories of anything that happened at your school XD

Today we were doing PE and we were all outside, and i was in the group doing rounders, there was a group doing athletics. And the athletics people were doing Javelin and suddenly someone screamed and all the PE teachers ran over to the athletics people Baywatch-style and then all the athletics girls were running around screaming....turned out one of my friends had walked into the javelin....with her eye, luckily it missed her eyes socket and her eye and she just needs a few stitches. What was funny is afterwards a PE teacher came up to the group carrying a shitload of tissues SOAKED with blood -

PE teacher *waving hand with tissues* - Carries gonna be *looks at tissues and hides them behind her back* She's gonna be FINE, honest!

It was funny at the time because people were saying things like "What if her eye is like attached to the Javalin?" and "Why is she all nice and warmed up in a tinfoil blanket while were out here freezing our arses off in shitty PE kit"

XDDD i'll think of more funny stories :monster:
 
Well, i think that everyone can remeMber the day a dog goes loose in the school, its like a law of nature, it has to happen in every school...

It probably happend like 3 times during my school life....its even better if they run around the corridors, then just chaos ensumes xD
 
When I was in 5th grade a new student was in my class. He was a brilliant kid, brilliant enough to take a paper clip and shove it in an electric outlet. He got electrocuted, there was a black mark on his hand and showed it off to the class. He moved back to his old school. A few years later I heard the same guy did another brilliant thing! He drove his mom’s car and crashed it into a gas station.

Another hilarious school story was back when I was a junior in high school. From what I heard it was on the school bus going towards the location where the field trip was. I didn’t go to this shitty field trip unfortunately. ;D Anyways a girl in my class thought it was kewl and awesome to be drunk for the trip. She kept drinking and on the bus ride she started to puke. She felt so sick that she had to rush to the hospital for intoxication. Her stomach had to get pumped and she got a month of out of school detention.
 
When i was at school, we played obstacle rounders (The bases are ropes, 2 horses and a trampette) i always got round and done a flip on the trampette. But at one point i got all the way around again but the flip went dodgy and i landed flat on my nose. And a second time i did the flip but kept on spinning when i landed which caused me to roll into a wall. LOL:P
 
Well today I was walking down the hall and some idiot decides that its a good idea to throw a water baloon into the crowd. Of course I got hit with some of the water that splashed everywhere and I think the kid got away with it. Freshmen <_<
 
Not sure if this really counts, but meh, it happened at the old schooling house.
In year nine or ten (four or five years ago now), there was this thing people did called "Climbing the wall". Basically, what you did was lean against a wall, take a deep breath and hold it, and then someone pressed on your chest. This starved your brain of oxygen and caused you to pass out for up to two minutes, though most people only went out for about ten seconds at a time. It was always shit scary when someone didn't wake up after about half a minute. But it was always funny to see people's reactions while they were out. Some people started to shake, some just fell down and someone even tried walking, then fell down. xD
Obviously that was really dangerous and people were nearly expelled for doing it when the teachers caught on.
 
Well this one time my friend came drunk to classes. We had History, it was as boring as ever, so my friend starts hitting me, and I'm like stop i dude and hit him back. But he continues to hit me... dumb ass ... so I get up and move to a different desk, while the teacher isn't watching... but the dumbass comes after me :D so we're fighting again , the whole class is laughing, but the teacher doesn't see us. So I move again, this time to the front row, hoping that he won't follow me there... beeeeep wrong!!! he comes after me... so now we're fighting in the front row.. FINALY the teacher sees us... and instead of kicking him out and yelling at him , I'm the one that gets kicked out of class ... everyone was laughing so hard :D It was an cool day :D :D :D
 
Only ones I can remember were the two 'streaking' incidents during a fire drill and that one during the Class of 2008 pictures at the football stadium. xD

I remember vaguely hearing a crudload of yelling at the local field hockey field when our whole P.E. group swiveled around to face the bus stop only to catch a glimpse of this guy running naked (thankfully he already had his back to us) and then a couple seconds later this security guard tackled him. Knocked the streaker out; dead stop. xD
 
The only one that is worth remembering from my school was during one of our football games a dude from our school had the bright idea to do a flying drop kick to the opposing teams mascot... promptly following this event he had his ass kick by all there football players who were currently on the sideline. ( turns out it was a cheerleader in the mascot costume)
 
Teachers ( a bunch)Smoking, (3)Drinking, (3)Smoking Marajuana, and (1)Sleeping with students...
 
We had a teacher at our school who was sleeping with two students. Everyone said he resigned but everyone knows he was fired. The only reason people found out was because someone caught him with one of the girls getting jiggy with it in the band room
 
There were a few dumbass jocks who found it funny to set off stink bombs in the hallway...and if anyone's been to my ol' high school, you'll KNOW how crowded it is in there. This occurred more than once.

Ah, and we have the whole "spirit week" thing where the mindless sheep of the school more or less dress up however the student council tells them to dress up with promises of a pizza party to whatever year participated the most. I can tell you now; Opposite Sex Day is downright scary. :|
 
3 weeks back, it was the last day before a 2 week holiday and we were allowed "non uniform"
One person takes advantage of this

Me and friends were sitting in the social area and we overheard some ned talking. he was saying "You still gonna do it fur the bottle ae buckfast"

5 minutes later some dufus walks into the social area wearing a chicken suit and starts ramming into people. t'was funny as fuck
 
Don't know if anyone will find this funny or not but...

When we were without a teacher, the whole class would be...well, making a ruckus, trowing paper, talking loudly, then suddenly everyone went quiet for no reason, and starting looking at each other...like *duhhh*...then someone asked..."who dead?"

...XD...I choked laughing.
 
when i was doing my GCSE's at school (last tear) some little kid started pising me and my mates of so we hung him off a coat hanger by his underwear hehe Needless to say the boy in question never bothered us again

and my cousin was pissing me off one dinner time so i threw him in one of the big industrial bins that was funny until i got told of by my mum for bullying him hehe
 
- 4th years came into school on the last day before the christmas holidays in 2006 with alcohol as means of celebration for a teacher leaving the music department. She, unfortunately, had to report the incident. She's still a legendary teacher, though.

- Not so long ago, Cardinal O'Brien visited the school, again, and, naturally, Mrs May [the headteacher] got in about him. There's a notice-board in the school with all of the pictures of her with him, along with the senior prefect team. One caption reads, exactly:
"Cardinal, Audrey and P.M.T."
Audrey being the headteacher and PMT supposedly standing for "Prefect Management Team." Aaaaaye Audrey....
 
Since my Secondary School is for girls only, girls go hyper whenever they see a guy. Yesterday this really hot lad with spiky hair came in to help with bringing tables and chairs to teh first floor. All the girls started laughing and hitting on him. It's like they never saw a boy in their life.
 
Also today was a non-uniform day(yay) soeveryone dressed up in their best clothes. Pretty funny actually.

Someone also brought in an album of her when she was a baby. She said she wasn't embarresed. My biology teacher did the same. Pretty stupid ain't it?
 
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