Haha Yea, it was a good night. We went to the bar and I bought Busta Bust's first two drinks. I don't think I even had a chance to buy him another.
Within fifteen minutes of the rest of our friends showing up they bought him three separate shots within a 5 minute span: A "Three Wise Men" (3 shots combo of whisky, burbon, and scotch), a shot called a Dirty Bong Water, and a straight shot of 151 with tabasco sauce. They told him the 151 was a cheap shot. It's pretty much what put him in the bag for the rest of the night.
We bar hopped and had a pretty good night. Busta made some hilariously stupid comments like "I don't care if I'm sober, drunk, or a dumptruck... you three are great friends". On our final bar hop of the night, the place had a cover charge... so we decided to bag it. I happened to be DD'ing two of the weirdest people we know, and Bust... and on our way to a 6-pack store, the one suggested we go to a strip club. He said he'd pay the cover. The other guy said he'd give us all ones to keep the girls dancing. We both said "Fuck yea, free titties".
We went in... it was a $16 cover for each of us. That's a total of $64 bucks. Our one friend paid... no clue why. We get in there, and we're in for about a minute when Busta gets a private dance, compliment of creepy friend #2. lol We were probably only there for about an hour and a half. We saw six dancers. Two were probably old enough to either be my grandmother or Kelly, one was a coked up black,... but three of them were really fucking hot. The girl in the pj's, the girl that gave Busta a private dance, and some other girl with nipple rings you could hang a coat from. Good night overall.
I'm never going back there though.... and I came home and probably took about a 2 hour long shower to wash the crud off me. Busta and I both concluded that, regardless of how hot some of the bitches were, we were too weireded out by the experience to ever get it up. :/ Sad day for our weeners
Within fifteen minutes of the rest of our friends showing up they bought him three separate shots within a 5 minute span: A "Three Wise Men" (3 shots combo of whisky, burbon, and scotch), a shot called a Dirty Bong Water, and a straight shot of 151 with tabasco sauce. They told him the 151 was a cheap shot. It's pretty much what put him in the bag for the rest of the night.
We bar hopped and had a pretty good night. Busta made some hilariously stupid comments like "I don't care if I'm sober, drunk, or a dumptruck... you three are great friends". On our final bar hop of the night, the place had a cover charge... so we decided to bag it. I happened to be DD'ing two of the weirdest people we know, and Bust... and on our way to a 6-pack store, the one suggested we go to a strip club. He said he'd pay the cover. The other guy said he'd give us all ones to keep the girls dancing. We both said "Fuck yea, free titties".
We went in... it was a $16 cover for each of us. That's a total of $64 bucks. Our one friend paid... no clue why. We get in there, and we're in for about a minute when Busta gets a private dance, compliment of creepy friend #2. lol We were probably only there for about an hour and a half. We saw six dancers. Two were probably old enough to either be my grandmother or Kelly, one was a coked up black,... but three of them were really fucking hot. The girl in the pj's, the girl that gave Busta a private dance, and some other girl with nipple rings you could hang a coat from. Good night overall.
I'm never going back there though.... and I came home and probably took about a 2 hour long shower to wash the crud off me. Busta and I both concluded that, regardless of how hot some of the bitches were, we were too weireded out by the experience to ever get it up. :/ Sad day for our weeners
Why does everybody keep stealing my lines these days. <_< I need some original ideas...
