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just don't know wtf they're goin on about

buddy today asked me "if superman can turn coal into diamond what would happen if he gave u a handjob"

HE TURNS COAL INTO CRUSHING IT YOU MORON NOT STROKING IT RAPIDLY LOL FUCK
 
it just makes sense
he sees a bullet and knows it can't fuck him up at all
and he can save someone's life just by standing there, waiting for the bullet
when he sees a gun, or any other object, getting chucked in his direction, there's no real danger and I guess it just comes natural to gtfo of the way
 
It's a cool way to show off an' all that, but when you're pretty much a walking tank, there's no need to move out of the way for anything.
 
Because bullets don't hurt him but guns are his only weakness...?

(other than radioactive green rocks)
 
maybe being clark kent and pretending to be human has rubbed off on him
he sees a buncha weak humans flinch and dodge and so he does the same
 
he just does it without really thinking
like 'woah shit man there's something comin at me. better move, since that just seems right'
but with a bullet he knows what he must do....
 
That doesn't sound right to me. I could see it if he can withstand most things that are thrown at him, so a gun shouldn't matter. However, just because it doesn't hurt him, doesn't mean that he likes being hit with things. I think that he'd stand and take it if he's protecting someone or if it would help create an opening to attack. If it's not necessary, he'd just move out the way.
 
Addleboy said:
That doesn't sound right to me. I could see it if he can withstand most things that are thrown at him, so a gun shouldn't matter. However, just because it doesn't hurt him, doesn't mean that he likes being hit with things. I think that he'd stand and take it if he's protecting someone or if it would help create an opening to attack. If it's not necessary, he'd just move out the way.
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fuck you
this is what I was tryna get at
but I'm high LOL I couldnt'; reach it
wanna rep? do ya do ya
sit
 
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