Sod's law strikes again

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

So as I was making my coffee, I realised I needed some biscuits. After looking through the tins I found... MALTED MILKS!

They're over 6 years out of date though.

 

[Roy Mustang]

Wow, congratz on the cookies.

Total boner killer that there 6 years out-of-date .

 

[Ironman]

haha, well i was out with a mate from work on sunday night, two pints of fosters into the night she asked me to get her a malibu and coke, being nice i did, the manager saw me giving it to her so we both got kicked out and barred... i don't think the manager of the pub knew i was only 17 years old, now thats sods law

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

They're a bit soft and leave a funny taste in my mouth. BUT THEY'RE ADDICTIVE.
Someone save me from the Malted Milks.

 

[Bambi]

SIX YEARS? ewwwww

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

That just shows how often biscuits get eaten in my house.

 

[Bambi]

I can't beleive you ate them

They don't tend to last 5 minutes at mine

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I was curious as to what a six-year-out-of-date Malted Milk tastes like.

They're not actually that much different. We also have Hobnobs, but I don't know what the date is on them.

 

[Bambi]

If you end up ill let us know so we can laugh at your stupidity please

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Will do. And if I do, I can blame my mother for not eating them/telling me about them sooner.

 

[Davey Gaga]

oh btw

wtf are malted milks?

 

[Ezio Auditore]

oh btw

wtf are malted milks?

I also am wondering that.

 

[Bambi]

Like ovaltine and horlicks i think

 

[Saix]

One of the most amazing types of biscuit evar.

 

[Bambi]

Oh I was thinking of the drink....

Those the ones that have moo cows on the front of them?

 

[Saix]

I used to call them Cow Biscuits when I was 5.

 

[Bambi]

hahaha

They are like really nice