So a gay guy fancies me

I think i have a bigger problem than daves

My new toaster has 5 heat settings and none of them give me the desired end result. 3 is way too soft and 4 is just too much. I have to wait over the toaster and pop it at the rite time, this is not cool!
THIS IS NOT THE TIME NOR PLACE

dave

if he throats

just close your eyes and pretend it's megan fox

or just send him to me

i need a blowjob :gasp2:
any hole's a goal?

DO IT YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT YET

I remember when Dave was texting me about his true feelings. :sad3:
that was my friends :(

this gay guy's called ryan and i have him saved as David's Ryan (not MEEE, my manager was called david) and merc saved as ryan, so when I told my friends about dyson sucker they stole my phone and text ryan with how much i love cock etc etc etc

WRONG RYAN
 
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THIS IS NOT THE TIME NOR PLACE

any hole's a goal?

DO IT YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT YET


that was my friends :(

this gay guy's called ryan and i have him saved as David's Ryan (not MEEE, my manager was called david) and merc saved as ryan, so when I told my friends about dyson sucker they stole my phone and text ryan with how much i love cock etc etc etc

WRONG RYAN

i wont do it. lets just be pals from now on :mokken:

even if you are a poof :brooding:
 
Gross.




Gross.





Gross.





GROSS.






G-R-O-S-S!

(I'm talking about what he told you he can do. Have some manners, dang. :mokken:)
 
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