THIS IS NOT THE TIME NOR PLACEI think i have a bigger problem than daves
My new toaster has 5 heat settings and none of them give me the desired end result. 3 is way too soft and 4 is just too much. I have to wait over the toaster and pop it at the rite time, this is not cool!
any hole's a goal?dave
if he throats
just close your eyes and pretend it's megan fox
or just send him to me
i need a blowjob![]()
DO IT YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT YET
that was my friendsI remember when Dave was texting me about his true feelings.![]()

this gay guy's called ryan and i have him saved as David's Ryan (not MEEE, my manager was called david) and merc saved as ryan, so when I told my friends about dyson sucker they stole my phone and text ryan with how much i love cock etc etc etc
WRONG RYAN