Random things

Well, she didn't say it today, but it's still very funny

my friend Ally, she a few kangaroos short of a front paddock:

This christmas I'm going to ask my family if their related to me
 
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FFX-2 is an exelent game!!
OK OK I didn't hear it I read it but it's still funny,yea?
 
at school,
one 11 year old boy to another: are you still wearing your lipstick?
 
I was playing XII, and during this intense boss battle, I blurt out:

"I want some cheese."
 
Playin KHII and Tifa appear:
"Tifa you are such a slut!"..and my dad was behind me!!!
 
One night a few years ago, I got a call around midnight and all the person said was, "Do you want some milk and cookies?" Then they hung up.....:huh:
 
My manager was telling one of his weird stories...

Jon said:
...so it was late at night and I was with a buddy. We were passing by a Wendy's and I drove up to it, despite it being closed. Someone was just closing up, but we made hand signals to him, trying to get him to open up. He sighed and opened up seven different locks and asked whether or not he could help us.

I was all like, "Get...me...a WHOPPER!" and then drove off. My friend was all like, "Dude, you did NOT just drive up to a closed Wendy's and ask for a whopper..."
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My dad: "And so you know what I did? I went out and I got my twelve inch drill..."
My uncle: "...I'm glad you said drill."
 
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