Perhaps you could give him some tips.
Lmao. Okay, what you do is:
Be sneaky and conservative about it and then dump the mother load like a bag of insults exploded as soon as you gain enough notoriety for everyone to see.
Psyche, I'm kidding. If your indiscretions have anything to do with the forums, then I will say that some people are going to be contrary to you no matter what you say. You could say the sky is blue and you might as be saying the Earth is a cube. You just gotta accept that fact.
If it doesn't have anything to do with the forums..
weed.