Omegle - Talk to Strangers!

[Channizard]

Omegle is a hilarious site. You connect and randomly talk to a stranger. Every time it's different. It's pretty much the same as chatroulette... without the penises. I suggest every one go, have a conversation and copypasta some of it for lulz and discussion.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello?
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: how are you
You: How's it going?
You: Hah
You: Good
Stranger: good too- lol
Stranger: so are you enjoying the Randoms today?
You: Only just got on
Stranger: cool- Whats on your mind?
You: Not a whole lot, just bored and can'tsleep
Stranger: sounds right- tell me something
Stranger: anything at all
You: Anything?
You: Welll
Stranger: anything
You: Random: I got bored today and went to print some stuff off at a printers, was grossly lied to about the price and had to pay 20$ for coloured paper... that checkout lady was such a whore
You: lol
Stranger: Suck Monkey! Colored paper is such a rip off at those places!
Stranger: I have a hard time paying 6c a copy, let alone another dime for the paper!
Stranger: so I make copies @ work when I need to!
You: Yeah, what I had thought was supposed to be 1.39 for 15-20 copies with colour... was actually the price per copy.
You: Ugh
Stranger: Oof. Thats wicked.
Stranger: was it for school?
You: Nah, just for some papercrafts in spare time, and my colorprinter at home is all dull.. and I wanted nice shiny quality colour.. for 1.39 a sheet it better withstand the apocolypse
Stranger: no doubt! It should have sparkles and magic fairy dust for that price
Stranger: but lesson learned, and now you've kept me from getting screwed, so thanks!
You: No problem!
You: I had assumed all copy places would be like 10 cents a sheet... you see it all the time on TV and movies!
You: They lied to me as well
Stranger: yeah. they are bastards. and to think: kinkos got started on weed money.
Stranger: they should be coller than that!
Stranger: *cooler
Stranger: well, you've convinced me to boycott copy houses in favor of using up work resources. Thank you for that, and take care!
You: Glad to know that I saved a poor soul from being screwed!
Stranger: indeed! 'night-
You: Night

Also, yes the stupid paper thing did happen to me today, that lying cashier lady is a total whore.

 

[Six]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 24 m Toronto u?
You: Not interested. =)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ohai.
Stranger: jodi?
You: Codi.
Stranger: -.-
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Ohai.
Stranger: asl?
You: 120/a-sexual/coffin.
You: =]
Stranger: whats that
You: trufacts.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

No one wants to talk to me.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello =)
Stranger: asl
You: 40/a-sexual/land of the dead
You: =)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

-.-

 

[Channizard]

Aww Kira, you're such a tease.

 

[Rey]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: sup

Stranger: hows it going?

You: are you a boy

Stranger: yes

Stranger: ]how old r u?

Stranger: and r u a f?

You: 20

Stranger: f or m?

Stranger: im 22

You: Im not interested in ou though

Stranger: okay

Stranger: cuz im no man!

Stranger: haha i am femal

Stranger: e

You: sureeeeee

Stranger: no really 15 f canada

Stranger: alberta edmonton woodvale millwoods

Stranger: bitch

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AHAHHAHAHA





Stranger: hi,22,m

You: hai

Stranger: hi,22,m,hello

You: 20 from land of sex

Stranger: which land of sex ?

Stranger: i like everyone

You: F land of sex

Stranger: where are u ,babbie

You: in the land of sex

Stranger: show me your pussy

You: in the and of sex

You: land

You: Im having problems with my boobs

Stranger: which country are u from ?

You: land of sex

You: guess ):

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O_O

 

[Channizard]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Hi

Stranger: whats going on

You: Not a whole lot, you?

Stranger: just some music

Stranger: relaxing

You: watching Friends

Stranger: nice

Stranger: what episode

You: the one where Joey and Chandler first get the chick and the duck

You: and Rachel has a bad rib

Stranger: nice

Stranger: thats a good one

You: it's one that's not really re-runned, so always refreshing

Stranger: of course

Stranger: i always like the one where they first get to london

Stranger: now i have to watch die hard every new place I go

You: I love the one where they think about what could have been if they did other stuff... fat monica is so much better than regular monica

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i always thought so

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't think he meant it. >;

 

[Six]

No one sticks with me longer then 20 seconds. =(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what is a tex
Stranger: as
You: A T-rex born in Texas?
Stranger: ohhh cool cool
You: Yop yop. =]
Stranger: asl
You: 35 a sexual on the moon. =]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Was my answer offensive to them?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Have any secrets you need to get off of your chest? Tell me anything you want, I'll listen...
You: I love chewing on shoe laces...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

They said they'd listen...

 

[Donald Trump]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: Hey

You: My name is Adriano Milfy

You: What is your name

Stranger: Delaney.

You: That's a nice name

You: I am from Italy

You: But I live in Canada

Stranger: Do you have an accent? :3

You: I have an Italian one

Stranger: Aww.

Stranger: How old are you?

You: I am 15

Stranger: Me too.

You: My brother locked me in the closet once.

You: It was dark and I was scared.

You: Italy will win the world cup

You: Very Creative.

You: You brits.

Stranger: You are kind of Freaky, I'm going to leave now.

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[Rey]

You: Hi my name is Hal

You: im from new zealand

Stranger: im claire

Stranger: im from australia

You: My friend called Jimmeh is a cunt

You: and soo am I

You: I hate australians

Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[Channizard]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Have any secrets you need to get off of your chest? Tell me anything you want, I'll listen...
You: I love chewing on shoe laces...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

They said they'd listen...

OMG I HAD THAT PERSON TOO

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Have any secrets you need to get off of your chest? Tell me anything you want, I'll listen...
You: I accidentally my dog, is this bad?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

By the way, accidentally-ing your dog is an excellent convo starter

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: a) normal boy b) normal girl c) horny boy d) horny girl? which one are you?
You: I accidentally my dog, is this bad?
Stranger: a boy or girl dog?
You: boy dog
Stranger: its bad
You: omg
You: is he gonna be okay?
Stranger: no
Stranger: hell die
Stranger: and if he doesnt
Stranger: ill kill him
You: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
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[Channizard]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I accidentally my dog

You: Is this bad?

Stranger: what about your dog?

You: I accidentally him

Stranger: thats not proper english

Stranger: and just doesnt make fucking sense

You: I accidentally him, the whole dog!

You: Is he gonna be okay?

Stranger: I DONT KNOW WHAT ACCIDENTALLY MEANS

You: The dog

You: I accidentally him

Stranger: .....

Stranger: I understand you "accidentally"ed him. but can i get a verb in there or describe what accidentally means?

You: I accidentally the dog

You: the WHOLE dog

You: Do you think it'll be okay?

Stranger: you ate him?

Stranger: you hurt him?

Stranger: you cooked him?

You: my dog

You: I accidentally him

Stranger: yes

Stranger: ........

Stranger: I NEED A MOTHERFUCKING VERB

You: I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE DOG

You: OMFG YOU'RE USELESS

Stranger: ......

You have disconnected.

I accidentally him too...

 

[Six]

I accidentally him too...

LOL.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm doing fine, thank you. =]
You: How about yourself?
Stranger: im fine, thanks!
Stranger: age?
Stranger: sex?
Stranger: ...?
You: 20, and no thanks =]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you a woman?
You: *Checks*
You: ......*gulp* WTF IS THAT!?
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=( I think I broke my penis.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello!
You: Gutentag
Stranger: bonjour
You: aloha
Stranger: konnichiwa
You: Hallo
Stranger: penis!
Stranger:
You: VAGINA D=
Stranger: =OOOO
Stranger: i like the penis
You: I broke one once.
Stranger: !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm done for tonight, it gets repetitive. =( xD

 

[Channizard]

=( I think I broke my penis.

I hate when that happens.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi.

You: Hi

Stranger: I'm looking for an internet friend with benefits.

You: Look no further

You: I put on my robe and wizard hat

Stranger:

Stranger: Are you a girl or a boy?

You: Girl

Stranger: Nice.

Stranger: I'm a boy.

Stranger: How old are you?

You: 15

Stranger: Oh.

Stranger: That's too young for me.

You: I won't tell

Stranger: ...

Stranger: Let's see a pic.

You: http://tinyurl.com/362jwhl

Stranger: lololololol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He didn't like what he saw. >;

 

[Six]

 

[AddleBoy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hulloo?

Stranger: Hi! 18 male, wanna sex talk?

You: Only if I can fuck your skull.

You: No?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[AddleBoy]

I accidentally him too...

You hilarious fucking troll. XDDD

 

[Channizard]

I try.

You just gotta find one impossible phrase and bring it up in every convo.. a lot of them went with it and said my doggy died, or just left... but somewhere you'll find that gem like that one.

 

[Donald Trump]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hii

You: Hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 19/f/Canada

You: You?

Stranger: 20 M

Stranger: india

You: I just talked to someone from India

Stranger: ok so i m next

You: So it would seem

Stranger: what?

You: That you are next

Stranger: ok so hows ur day today?

You: Pretty good

You: How has yours been?

Stranger: hmmm not really gud....

You: Oh no

You: Why is that?

Stranger: coz i hurt my best frnd yesterday

You: Aww

You: How did that happen?

Stranger: hmmm she is my best frnd n yesterday i visit her house wid one of ma frnd who is stranger for her n her mum get angry on that

You: Is she okay?

Stranger: she is ok but her mum behave very rudly to her

Stranger: i really feel bad for her

You: Hmmm

You: Why don't you cheer her up?

Stranger: how can i did it as her mum get angry wid me also so i even cant talk to her

You: Why don't you meet her secretly?

You: And send her some flowers

Stranger: no we cant

You: Why can't you?

Stranger: hey gud idea...

Stranger: coz of her mum she is too rude

You: Meet her without telling her mom

Stranger: her mum dont let her to go out coz of her xams

Stranger: ok leave it time will heal all d problems tell me smthng abt u..........

You: I am from Italy

You: But I live in Canada

You: One time my brother locked me in a closet

Stranger: why?

Stranger: then?

You: Because he thought it would be fun

You: He talked to my friends on MSN pretending to be me

Stranger: he is wrong//

You: He is

Stranger: he is elder or younger?

You: Younger

You: His name is Sebastian

You: He is obsessed with M.Bison

Stranger: ok

Stranger: so do u have any bf?

You: No

You: My father says I must wait until I am 20

Stranger: ok

Stranger: u hv to wait for only 1 yr

You: Yeah, it's not too long

Stranger: so hving cruse on anyone?

You: I don't understand what you mean?

You: Oh

You: A crush

You: Yes

You: This guy in a local band

Stranger: yeah crush

Stranger: hey me too in a band singing n playing guitar

You: What kind of band?

Stranger: a band which plays in colleges n concerts

You: What kind of music?

Stranger: rocking

You: Like the Rolling Stones?

Stranger: hmmm not hear that

You: Let's have sex

Stranger: hey why?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: so r u sexy enough

You: I am

Stranger: ok so lets start

Stranger: u first......

You: Okay

You: I slowly remove my pantaloons

You: Revealing my massive penis

Stranger: ok

Stranger: what?

 

[Rey]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAL YOU FUCKER XD

 

[Six]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm m looking for f (advice)
You: The tampon goes in the vagina, not in the ears.
Stranger: LOL...
Stranger: that was random
You: Well you asked for advice after all.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xD

 

[Six]

LMFAO HAL!

"Ok. What?"