Oh. My. God!

[Amizon]

I was eating some cheese and onion Hula Hoops just ten minutes ago and one of them got caught in my gum. Now I thought it was just a pain in my gum, but I've just licking my tongue around like I do (it's a nasty habit).

To my astonishment, the tooth that used to be on the right hand side of my gum above my other teeth has vanished! It's disappeared! And something else that's weird? No blood.

Help!

 

[Donald Trump]

Once I ate an ant. However it turned out it was actually a piece of chocolate.

 

[Amizon]

The nice little thing about is that the blasted bugger has finally gone.

It used to peck my head in when it was there, but it feels like there's a gap. Wait ... no, there's a little lump now. It'll heal up eventually.

 

[Bambi]

hahahaha, you ate your tooth? xD

 

[Amizon]

No, it must have fallen out. I would've known if I had! I wouldn't be typing this out now, would I? I'd be choking to death! Or would have done ...

 

[Bambi]

hahahaha, it coulda gone down with a hula hoop

 

[Amizon]

But I crunched them down until they were tiny. Something hard would've obviously been felt in my mouth.

 

[Bambi]

hahaha

/rude thoughts

/immature

 

[Bambi]

Eh?

 

[Davey Gaga]

Good grief. xD

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Darn... Kels beat me to it

 

[Bambi]

hahaha

Gotta be on the ball Damo

 

[Amizon]

I see you've quoted me for truth, Hips.

It's still freakishly freaky.

 

[Laro]

Did you look at the mirror to see what it looks like?
Maybe a bad tooth-fairy stole it? Did you find any money?

 

[Amizon]

Yeah, I looked in the mirror. There was a mark where it was, but no blood.

 

[TheMixedHerb]

But I crunched them down until they were tiny. Something hard would've obviously been felt in my mouth

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OMG LOL.
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO!?

 

[Laro]

Yeah, I looked in the mirror. There was a mark where it was, but no blood.

You probably just swallowed the blood. And the tooth.

If a tooth doesn't grow back you should go to the dentist.

 

[Leki]

hahahaha, you ate your tooth? xD

I've eaten two of my teeth by accident. XD

Both baby teeth when I was eating something and didn't realize until after I swallowed. XD

 

[Amizon]

You probably just swallowed the blood. And the tooth.

If a tooth doesn't grow back you should go to the dentist.

I don't remember swallowing the tooth. It would've felt like a lump in my throat. I don't care if another tooth doesn't grow back. It was on the gum above the other teeth, like some people do. It was a nasty little bugger that kept on distracting from time to time.