New Senator

[Donald Trump]

Imagine if a new senator was going to be elected.
Who would you want it to be?
There is one condition, this senator must be from FFF.
For people who live in normal countries, for senator read MP.
I made a list off the top of my head and these were the names I came up with. Perhaps you can think of someone you'd like to enter(hoho, grow up you cunts).

 

[Channizard]

Fuck Senator, I wanna be President.

 

[Grunt]

None of the above. I don't know most of them and I don't feel I can make a truly informed decidion for the good of my country until I do. The only one I know is Channy and she's a dirty foreigner, and we have WAY too many of those as it is >:C

 

[Marquis of Granby]

its bertolli, hal.

we have enough shitty mps as it is so i wont vote.

instead i will eat bacon.

 

[Donald Trump]

How much bacon?

 

[Grunt]

Smoked or unsmoked? Streaky or regular? PORK OR TURKEY?

 

[Donald Trump]

Bacon comes from pigs, not animals which are so disgusting they are consumed only once a year.

 

[Grunt]

I beg to differ

 

[Donald Trump]

You can beg to differ all you like. You're still wrong.

 

[Grunt]

I have pics, therefore by internet law, it happened.

 

[Donald Trump]

Yes it happened. It is it existing. However it is not cooked, therefore no one ever eats it.

 

[Grunt]

Prepare to eat your words

 

[Grunt]

 

[Donald Trump]

What is that?

 

[Grunt]

Turkey Bacon double cheeseburger with fire roasted tomato sauce.

 

[Donald Trump]

Where is the proof that it is Turkey Bacon?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

if youre british you should be ashamed to be embracing so much american shit.

if youre english you should be ashamed anyway.

bacon comes from pigs. turkey bacon is not bacon. turkey bacon is american pish.

i will eat lots of bacon. i will become morbidly obese instead of just obese.

 

[Grunt]

It's an image stolen from the food network. It's written in the link.

 

[Dionysos]

I refuse to call that bacon.

 

[Bambi]

I ate bacon once, a few weeks ago