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Licking, like ice cream.
 
Having a house party and finding out someone shat in your kettle the day after.
 
when you accept a dare to dip your bellend into industrial strength popping candy then pour scolding hot water over your cock.
 
when sitting on the toilet doing a shit results in you facing the bathroom door directly then as you go to wipe your anus with some high quality quilted toilet paper a robber kicks your bathroom door in, the door hits your head and knocks you out and the robber makes off with all your anti bacterial hand soap.
 
Playing Star Ocean The Last Hope.
 
Playing COD and finding out your mum has been having copious amounts of sex with a 16 year old scouser because you were camping.
 
having to draw a flowchart to explain to your 7 year old cousin how it is that dobby could've died. and crying half way through the explanation. then being comforted by your 7 year old cousin.
 
when you drink a really strong coffee and suddenly feel very awake but at the same time feel like you've just participated in a hardcore shit eating porno.
 
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These would be my first 2. Standing on lego is also almost as bad as standing on a plug.

Being constipated. Having the feeling bursting for a piss but not being able to go is the worst thing in the world.

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All of this!

Holy mother of all god. I have to go through the bursting problem regularly thanks to everybody being forced to use one bathroom. So get there early or you're screwed.
 
when you have to test really old applications and they display messages like "control passed to server at [insert time]" because the person who wrote it knows it's just shithouse.
 
when you get a taxi driver who talks about mental shit like psychics and ghosts and the afterlife. then tells you he is a computer expert and proceeds to tell you how to format a floppy disk.
 
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