Maximum dedication to the job

[Will Graham]

Spotted someone I vaguely recognised in the suggested friends list. Clicked on them, and realised it was one of the young lads who I'd refused drink in the shop because he had no ID. Checking his birth-date I saw I'd been right to refuse him. Then I spent the next half an hour going through his friends list for other teenagers who're always in the shop. Making a mental list of which ones weren't old enough to buy drink. So I'd be ready for any fake ID or bullshit. I am the ultimate shop employee

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

You are a true credit to the workplace.

 

[Will Graham]

I am a true credit to humanity

 

[Squid]

paedo

 

[Shaissa]

so you're a stalker, good to know

 

[Will Graham]

My dedication to justice is equalled only by Batman.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

The hero your job needs, but not the one it deserves?

 

[Will Graham]

I am the one it needs, but also much more than it deserves. Disassembling the lies of people trying to buy alcohol and cigarettes is an intellectual exercise similar to chess

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

mori-fucking-arty

 

[NeoTesseract]

LOL nice job. Good move, I would have done the same.

 

[CassinoChips]

Were you even supposed to be there today?