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[SaShman]

Just received a lethal dose of awesomeness.

http://www.news.com.au/national/ninjas-rescue-student-from-thugs/story-e6frfkvr-1225868928257

tl;dr some kid was getting mugged and got saved by ninjas.

 

[Donald Trump]

Australia sucks

 

[Donald Trump]

Australia sucks

Proof: http://www.news.com.au/business/bus...no-sex-object-mp/story-e6frfm9r-1225868893818

 

[SaShman]

Alexander Downer did a lecture at my uni a few months ago and he said that we could probably take over New Zealand with the NSW police force. Personally I think I could do it with Bic lighter.

 

[Donald Trump]

That's not surprising that you'd think that.
Australians don't even know what the NZ bit of ANZAC stands for.

 

[Donald Trump]

http://www.news.com.au/national/jan...ust-ask-her-kids/story-e6frfkvr-1225868902220
Further proof.

 

[SaShman]

pfft who cares what NZ stands for. As long as I get my ANZAC cookies I couldn't give a shit.

I'm sure it stands for something lame anyway.

 

[CassinoChips]

Is it Naked Zebra?

It's Naked Zebra, right?

 

[Donald Trump]

Ah Dinhgow stahl mai bahbee

 

[SaShman]

http://www.news.com.au/national/jane...-1225868902220
Further proof.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=10523288

 

[Donald Trump]

It stands for New Zealand

 

[Donald Trump]

They are all good names.

 

[Takumi]

Haha.. what's this? Some kinda Ninja Assassin stuff? xD

 

[SaShman]

They are all good names.

They are walking jokes.

 

[Donald Trump]

Are you sure they aren't aussies then?

 

[CassinoChips]

It stands for New Zealand

Pff. Now you're just making up words.

 

[Dionysos]

That's a great story.