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A little-known law which prohibits people dying while in the Houses of Parliament has been voted the UK's most ludicrous piece of legislation.

The UK's top 10 most ridiculous British laws were listed as:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27%)
2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down (7%)
3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (6%)
4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned(5%)
5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter (4%)
6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (4%)
7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen (3.5%)
8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (3%)
9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour
10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (2%)

The top 10 bizarre foreign laws as voted by those polled:

1. In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk (9%)
2. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation (8%)
3. A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror (7%)
4. In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10pm (6%)
5. It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama (6%)
6. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed (6%)
7. Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth (6%)
8. In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits (5%)
9. There is no age of consent in Japan (5%)
10. In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon (4%)
 
Haha, my friend has a book on all of the ridiculous laws ever created.

Lol. How can you get a fish drunk...?

Maybe pour a little alcohol in the fish tank?
In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on a Sunday could be jailed

What the hell? Why does it matter!? XD
 
Those are brillaint, iv heard of afew of them

Its also illegal for a taxi driver to not have a bail of hay in his carriage aswel
 
Haha nice on SA!

I beleive there is one something along the lines of :-

'It is illegal to hit a police officer, it is not illegal to hit a police officer if his helmet is removed first'

idk maybe I made that one up.
 
I've heard most of them before. The best one is the squatter's rights law in Lybia; if no one is in the house, and you can break in without knocking the door down, the house is yours. :monster:

5. It is illegal to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle in Alabama (6%)
Surely that's illegal globally? xD
 
HOLY DUMB FUCK.
His HELMET?

Yeah I asked a policeman that when I was pregnat, he didn't look too amused. I think it's because of those big stupid hats they have . Great for pee'ing in! :D
 
In California, it's illegal to molest a butterfly.
In Detroit, it's illegal to tie up your pet alligator to a fire hydrant.

...of course, you know the reason they make these laws, right? Someone must've done that already. :|
 
I learnt about these laws in Law class earlier this year. The masturbation in indonesia law brought up the most discussion lol.
 
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