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[Gaige]

You stole John Logie Baird from another country?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

stupid ira scum

 

[Gaige]

Haggis shagging inventor thief.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

and still i harm no one in my adventures

 

[Gaige]

Except the mental state of everyone who reads your posts, and the mother of the haggis you fornicate with.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

Except the mental state of everyone who reads your posts, and the mother of the haggis you fornicate with.

haggi in scotland are what non-white folk were to the western world for hundreds of years.

haggi have no souls so we can do what we like with them.

 

[Gaige]

One day the haggi will fight back. They will fight in the streets, they shall fight on the hills. They shall fight on the beaches. They shall never surrender! And then your promiscuity will be for nought.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

oh, i forgot to mention it wasnt just non-white folk. it was irish folk too

 

[Gaige]

And now we've got a whole lovely island all too ourselves. You on the other hand have two other nations to deal with.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

you dont have it all to yourselves. there is a more sensible part which is british

 

[Gaige]

We're working on that James. Soon you'll have NI attached to John o groats or whatever you call it and lovely NI tourists stealing your haggi. Like Vikings that actually bother with the Scots

 

[Donald Trump]

hoho two english colonies fighting with one another.

 

[Gaige]

A colony? Hal, our government brainwashed us into thinking we were free and non colonised... ever. You went and ruined that for me. Of course, considering the original Aborigines were wiped out, I guess Kangaroo Country is a colony too.

 

[Donald Trump]

At least be original, James calls me an Australian. Think of something else.

 

[Gaige]

A dickhead?

 

[Donald Trump]

If you like.